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Vince (about to throw an attack): Hershel: Wait! (Throws a neutralization band over ‘Alex’s’ head, he shifts back to Adam) Vince: Hershel, how did you know that was Adam? Hershel: Thomas said there’s nothing he could say that would make you realize he’s really him, but Alex does have a thing he can say that does make me realize he is really not him. Vince: What? Hershel: I called Alex “a telepath,” but he didn’t say, “Not a telepath.” The real Alex always says, “Not a telepath.” Thomas: Oh, wow. That realization is the only thing that stopped me from becoming a pile of goo.

Charles: I can't believe this guy! I throw everything I got at him and it doesn't even- *Notices an audible squeaking sound and looks down* What. Are. Those? Attendant #1: *looks down at his vintage Globe branded tennis shoes* I dunno...They uh...looked kinda dashing? Charles: I've got twenty four hours to get rid of this bozo or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke...and you...are wearing HIS MERCHANDISE?! *stops mid throttle attempt at the sound of slurping* Attendant #2: *pulls vintage Globe themed cup away from his mouth* Ah...aheh...um...Thirsty? Charles: GAAHHHH!!

Lucinda: I fucking love girls! Vince:..Like in the gay way or the feminist way? Lucinda: Yes!