INCORRECT R2M QUOTES

Misha said he’ll be here in twenty minutes. That means we’ve got at least an hour.

Happy ‘the big floating rock we’re on is in pretty much the same spot as when you were born’ day!

My good looks are ruining people’s lives.

You ask me if I have a god complex? I am God!

“Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.”

No one seems to appreciate how I’m good at everything I do.

Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Tuesday.

“With great power, comes great... something.”

Yeah, I made mistakes but life doesn’t come with instructions.

I’m feeling pretty relaxed, except the fact that everything you’re doing is stressing me out!

I brush with death so often that I should start giving him high-fives when I pass.

“People can find the good in just about anything but themselves. Look at me. It's clear to all of you that I am awesome. But I could never admit that. That would make me an ass.”

“Sorry I’m late. I would have been here sooner but my time is more important than yours.”

“Having two friends is a lot of work.”

“First of all: no. Second of all: no.”

“Not to be controversial, but the only valid music genre is Mama’s Jam.”