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Leah: I type how I think.

Draco: Odd that you type at all then.

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Snape: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Valentine: But ya' didn't!

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Valentine: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and six of them were today.

#pretending to hate #pth #pretending to live #valentine lestrange #hp #no more a pretender #No more a monster

Valentine: It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you!

#pretending to hate #pth #pretending to live #valentine lestrange #hp #no more a pretender #No more a monster #Her mantra since she was 9 probably

Liam: I’m not gonna lie, Leah, I’m kinda scared of Lestrange.

Leah: Val wouldn’t hurt a fly!

Liam: Okay, that’s reassuring—

Leah: She would kill a man though.

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Blaze: Hey what flavour's that ice cream you got?

Leah: Don't worry about it

Draco: I mean I wasn't before but what the fucks in your ice cream?

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Valentine: Excuse me. I am dangerous. I am asexual. I have depression. I'm new in town.

#pretending to hate #pth #pretending to live #valentine lestrange #hp #no more a pretender #the pretender #No more a monster #Girl is going THROUGH it

Snape: Lestrange has the self preservation of someone who has met god and wasn’t impressed.

#pretending to hate #pth #pretending to live #valentine lestrange #hp #severus snape #no more a pretender #the pretender #No more a monster

#pretending to hate #pth #pretending to live #valentine lestrange #hp #no more a pretender #No more a monster #If you look at the spelling mistake you're homophobic

ok i legitimately love your posts PTH, PTL and NMP are literally my favourite fanfictions of all time, and now No More a Monster is out and i love these so much, they capture the characters perfectly!

OMG hiii thank you sm!! I love this Series so much too and I'm so happy Tabitha continued to make another installment!!!

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I can't wait to go through the grief journey and I'm so fucking excited to see her back at Hogwarts and OMG if she even takes it so far to include her becoming a professor I'm going to eat cardboard!!!

#pretending to hate #pth #pretending to live #valentine lestrange #hp #No more a monster #no more a pretender #IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

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Valentine: So, apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress—

#pretending to hate #pth #pretending to live #valentine lestrange #hp #nmap #no more a pretender #ptl #Pretender series

Valentine: All the haters are like "aren't you wanted by the Ministry of Magic?"

Valentine: And it's like, I'm wanted by a lot of people, okay? That's the price of being cool.

Valentine: Anyway, I did commit a smidge of murder

#pretending to hate #pth #pretending to live #valentine lestrange #hp #nmap #no more a pretender #ptl #But she also saved the whole world basically #It's a minor thing really

Stranger: [Gesturing to Beckett] Is this man bothering you?

Liam: Yes, but he's my husband. I signed up for this.

#pretending to hate #pth #pretending to live #nmap #hp #no more a pretender #ptl #blaze zambini #liam highcourt #Beckett Zambini

Valentine: We are gathered here today beCaUse SOMEONE *glares at Snapes grave* couldn't stay alive.

#pretending to hate #pth #pretending to live #valentine lestrange #hp #nmap #no more a pretender #ptl #severus snape #Pretender series #All I could think of during the speech #Goodbye #You old bastard #However #The big ol bat shall continue living on this blog

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Draco: Stop setting things on fire just because you’re curious about what will happen. What will happen will be fire

Leah: But what if this one time-

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Draco: Val, would you please stop her?! *pauses*

Val: *also setting something fire*

#pretending to hate #pth #pretending to live #valentine lestrange #hp #nmap #no more a pretender #ptl #leah lovat #Draco Malfoy #The difference #One starts out as curiosity one starts out directly as spite

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Valentine : If I wasn't meant to get hurt, then why was I born with the ability to heal?

Snape:

Valentine : Checkmate.

#pretending to hate #pth #pretending to live #valentine lestrange #hp #nmap #no more a pretender #ptl #severus snape #Get Val to practice self care 2021

Snape: Death eaters are usually aggressive, so it’s important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching

Valentine: [Blows airhorn at the Death eaters] GET FUCKED

#pretending to hate #pth #pretending to live #valentine lestrange #hp #nmap #no more a pretender #ptl #severus snape #Menace Valentine #I love her so much #She'd love an airhorn #Snape had to deal with so much bullshit lmao #Also fly high ya overgrown bat🕊️

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