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@incorrect-levihan-quotes
Hange: I used to wonder why it was hard for some people to accept constructive criticism, but when I'm the one receiving it, my feelings are hurt :( Levi: all I said was wearing family guy socks with your crocs may not be the best fashion choice. Hange: oh yeah? what shoes your mom got on? hm? what's she wearing in that casket?
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hange: *kneels in one knee*
levi: oh my god it’s finally happening
hange: *ties their shoe*
levi: shitty glasses stopped wearing crocs
I'm just now getting to this omg! absolutely, 100% accurate
*dying Levi's hair* Levi: this stuff isn't gonna make my hair fall out, is it? Hanji: ....no? Levi: you didn't sound too sure about that. Hanji: that's because I'm not, I was just hoping you'd believe every word I say without question Levi: .... Hanji: you might be bald for a while
Levi: god, i couldn't get any sleep last night Hanji: oh? what kept you up? anything fun? ;) Levi: no, just the mistakes of my past
Hanji: levi look!! I found a cow femur!!
Levi: PUT THAT DOWN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN
Hanji: uh, yeah I do. inside a cow
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Hanji, on the phone: LEVVIIIIII I NEED HELP FOR REAL THIS TIME
Levi: what.
Hanji: I GOT MYSELF STUCK IN THE TRASH CAN AGAIN
Levi: HOW?
Hanji: PRETENDING TO BE A CRAB
Levi: ONE MINUTE, I'M ON MY WAY
Erwin: I'm sorry, "again"?
Levi: really? so we're drinking milk out of a water bottle now? that's what we're doing?
Hanji: well it's not like i'm drinking it straight from the cow titty
Levi: erwin, stop them
Erwin, staring in shock:
Hanji: so anyway yeah, that's why I think T. Rex was a giant lizard puppy instead of an overgrown beast. He should look more friendly. Also his hands should be supinated, because pronated hands are useless.
Levi: please accept the drawing and stop criticizing our son's art
Levi: Hey what's up with Hanji? They've been winking at me all day. It's making me paranoid.
Erwin: .....they wear an eyepatch. They're blinking.
Hanji, singing off-key: yOUr LovE, YoUR LoVe, YoUR lOve, IS MY DRUG
Levi: are you positive it's not heroin
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Hanji: can you pass the milk jello please
Levi: the...what
Hanji: milk. jello.
Levi: d...do you mean pudding?
Hanji: kangaroos would be a super good pet. 1, they have a pouch you can ride in for transportation. 2, they box, so you have a personal bodyguard. 3, when they die, their skin and a pogo stick would make one hell of a halloween costume
Levi: .....remind me to never let you go to Australia
Erwin: What's Levi doing on that shelf?
Hanji: I put him up there as his punishment for stealing the blankets from me during the night.
Hanji: Are you gonna apologize now?
Levi: ...yes
Hanji: ribbit
Moblit: what are they doing?
Levi: it's just a thing they do. Whenever they see an animal they make the noise it makes.
Levi: i once woke up to them, outside, screaming "CHIRP" at a bunch of trees.
Levi: why the FUCK would you eat shampoo
Hanji: correction--3 shampoos mixed together. It was supposed to be a love potion
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Hanji, coming back from the grocery store: oh
shit, do you know what we forgot?
Levi: oh no, what? we had a list, how could we-
Hanji: nothing I just wanted to make you panic
Erwin: haven't you thought about calling hanji something more affectionate? Like sweetheart or darling?
Levi: no, they respond to "shitass" just fine