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Bree: So it’s a sword! It just so happens to function like a key in very specific situations.

Zoe: Or it’s a key all the time, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.

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Zoe: Look what I found!

Elijah: I found it!

Zoe: Look what I took credit for finding!

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Bouncer: Fake ID, fake credit card… you got anything that is real?

Zoe, smirking: My boobs.

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Nick, twirling an Aether blade into the scene: Sometimes I wished we had normal people problems.

Bree, kicking a shadowborn in the stomach: That would be nice.

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Lark: Can I speak with you on a personal manner?

Sel: Normally, no, but given there’s only 20 minutes left until the end of human existence… also no.

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*Bree quickly rambling about all the events from Oathbound*

Felicity: Woah, slow down, it’s not that we don’t believe you-

Tor: I don’t believe her.

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Arawn: Is there a reason you don’t take anything seriously?

Zoe: Jokes are a classic coping mechanism for someone with a traumatic childhood.

Arawn: Would you like a traumatic adulthood?

Zoe: I would not.

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Ava: You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.

Nick: You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die.

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Elijah: How did you escape?

Zoe: I annoyed them until they let me go.

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Lark: Are you Valec?

Valec: Who wants to know?

Lark: Well, that means you definitely are. If someone shows up to my home and asks “Hey is Kira home?” I don’t say “Who wants to know?” I just say “Nope, sorry. Wrong address!”

Valec: …You’re a smart young boy.

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Bree: Ow!

Sel: What’s wrong?

Bree: I have this weird pain right behind my head.

Sel: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was seven.

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William: And remember guys, don’t die.

Alice: Great pep talk.

Sel: Yeah, I used to love dying, but that speech really turned me around.

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Bree: The French have given us many good things.

Mariah: French toast.

Alice: French fries.

Valec: The Guillotine

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Nick: Please don’t let Sel do anything stupid.

Bree: Stupid by your standards or stupid by my standards.

Nick:

Bree:

Nick: Stupid by William’s standards.

Bree: Smart.

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Zoe: “Zoelle the Revolutionary” has a nice ring to it.

Zoe: Ooh! I could get a beret!

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Elijah: What were we talking about?

Bree: You were apologizing.

Elijah: That doesn’t sound like me.

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Whitty: Do you know the one weakness of turtles?

Bree: Their slowness?

Whitty: No. If a turtle gets flipped on their back, they can’t flip themselves back over.

Bree: Okay…

Whitty: So, I came up with a plan: duct tape two turtles together.

Greer, gasping: They’d be unstoppable!

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