The Incorrect Quote Car

Lake: I’m sorry i called you an asshole. I thought you knew.

Lake: i thought you wanted to take pics of the scenery? why am i always in it? Jesse: no photo is beautiful without you in it. now get in the frame.

Amelia: I’m going to kill you!! Tulip: Ok boomer.

Lake: [gets a paper cut] SON OF A BI- Jesse: Lake!!! There are kids nearby!!! [gestures wildly at Nate] Lake: iiiiiiiiiiiiiscuit..........Son of a biscuit......That's what I meant Jesse: Nice save Lake: Yeah I fucking nailed it Jesse: Lake!!!!

Tulip: Jesse. Listen, there’s something I want to tell you about Lake… Jesse: Oh, I know. You’ll kill me if I hurt her. Tulip: No, no. No, she’ll kill you. Good luck.

Jesse: Please, Lake… After everything we’ve been through together... You can’t do this. Lake: I’m sorry, Jesse. Jesse: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. Lake: It has to be done… Lake: [placing a draw-4 card] Uno.

The Cat: Consider the daffodil…and while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, going through your stuff.

Tulip: I’ve only had Atticus for a day, but if something happened to him I will kill everyone in this train and then myself.

Amelia: Not to worry, I have a permit. Amelia: [hands One-One a piece of paper] One-One: This just says, “I can do what I want”.

One-One: What are your best qualities? Jesse: I have soft hair and sometimes I cry because I love my friends too much.

The Cat: I would never steal. I always make an effort to follow the law! Tulip: You’ve robbed 12 people in this week alone!

Glad-One: It’s not illegal if no one catches you! Atticus: …What did you take this time… Sad-One: You can’t prove anything.

Tulip: Axes are impractical battle weapons! Lake: I can’t hear your over the swish swish of my huge fucking axe, which is cool!

Lake: I’m drinking a health drink right now Tulip: I’m not sure if Red Bull is a hea- Lake: It’s a health drink! Tulip: You can tell yourself whatever you like. Lake: I often do.

Atticus: Sad-One, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to carnival music. Sad-One: I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo.

The Cat: I was born for politics! The Cat: I have great hair, and I love lying.

Jesse: [texting] You will machete your way through this! Jesse: *make Jesse: please dont machete your way through this. Lake: too late