incorrect helix waltz quotes

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said ‘shut the fuck up’ instead of ‘bless you’.

Have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought ‘wow, I respect a well-grilled hot dog more than I respect you’?

Christie: We need to cut down on expenses. What can we do without?

(Juven, in Magda’s house)

Gocheau: I just want this to be over

Tutor: If you had two sacks of gold and asked your father for two more sacks of gold how many sacks would you have?

Motiti: And I’m going to cook dinner!

I do nothing and I find myself showered with attention. It seems that is the destiny I was born to

Random noble: so what do you do?

Magda: I'm too hot!

Zoe, lying: I know to kill a man with my thumb

It is very, very important to be well rested. If you are going to win [a beauty contest], you will need all of your energy. And if you are to lose, you might as well look fabulous, which means no bags under your eyes.

Sulla I get, humans are crazy

I asked for the Pink Gentleman’s romantic advice because he has the most successful relationship of anyone I know, which, honestly, is still a mystery to me. Like, was it a hypnosis accident or something, where they put Asteria under and made her fall in love with him and never said the magic word to snap her out of it? Like, if I say “nutmeg,” will she wake up and start screaming?

Juven: I admit, some mistakes were made

Magda: Isn't that unethical?

Magda: I have made the decision to trust you