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ELTON JOHN???

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no one:
2D at 3 AM:
murdoc: thanks for always giving me good advice, even if i don’t always use it
russel: actually you never use it
murdoc: hey russ, do you think i can get this egg into that jar without it cracking?
russel: no
murdoc: *throws the egg at 2d’s head*
murdoc: i guess you were right
murdoc: f is for friends who do stuff without you murdoc: u is for uninvited murdoc: c is for clinging to hope that you won't keep getting forgotten murdoc: k is for krispy kreme yum noodle: well that is not how i thought that would play out

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ace: one time i had a crush on someone but i didn’t know how to handle it so i just filled his whole car with heart-shaped confetti
2d: that’s actually really funny, one time i went to my car and i found it just full of heart-shaped confetti
ace: *panicking* oh you’re right that is funny! well i have to go water noodle’s cat now, BYE 2D—
2d, texting: height is a choice
the gc IMMEDIATELY: *murdoc is typing…*
murdoc: if you have 10 cookies and i ask for 5, how many will you have?
noodle: 0
murdoc: this is basic math, it’s not even that hard
noodle: i would give everything to you because i love you
murdoc: *holding back tears* gross, absolutely disgusting. get out of my sight
2d: dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend
murdoc: leaves*
2d: where are you going
murdoc: jelly fish just do their own fuckass thing
cyborg: cut out all your nerves and chuck them in the sea and see how fucking productive it becomes
cyborg: what do you want them to do, fucking taxes?
murdoc: you mistake my comment for anger, when in reality, i deeply respect them as my friends

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Murdoc: -And I'm not gonna conversate with you. I'm not gonna waste tim-
Russel: ..I think it's 'converse'.
Murdoc: Huh..?
Russel: (sips on his drink) Just say 'talk'.
Murdoc: So I woke up this morning covered in dirt. Turns out my band mates tried to bury me last night. I was sleeping too heavy apparently, so they thought I was dead. Really guys, you go straight to burying me? Ugh, whatever. Anyway, this is my coming out video: I’m gay.
Ace: Snakes probably think garden hoses are statues of famous snakes.
Snake:
Snake: No?
2D: Jellyfish have survived 600 million years without brains.
Murdoc: A ray of hope for you.
Russel: You think almonds are hot?
2D: Yeah, they’re spicy.
Russel: Did you say almonds are spicy?
2D: They hurt! And they make my throat swell up.
Russel: You’re allergic!

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(The band is eating dinner)
Murdoc: I mean- I get complimented all the time.
Russel: (bursts out laughing)
Murdoc: I DO!
Murdoc talking with 2D: You know what Bubs? You're fucking right. It's time for me to suck some cock.