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Trova: Here, take my jacket!

Tristan (to Beth): I’m cold too.

Tercell: Throw rocks at he

Penny: Hot Dog

Beth: Kill him

Beth: oh no

Loppa: *opens a cardboard box with it*

Beth: oh okay

Loppa: *pulls a gun out of the box*

Beth: My mom specifically instructed me to have a good day.

Penny: It would be way too rewarding.

Tercell: When you move in to punch me, I’m going to hold a bucket up in front of my face, and then your fist will just punch the inside of an empty bucket and you’ll look ridiculous.

Trova: I took the oath never to get punched.

Iteroth: The scheduled walloping time isn’t for another half hour.

Loppa: Judge said I’d go to jail if someone punched me in the face one more time.

Gehala: I’ll open my mouth and swallow your whole arm.

Sable: Wounding me emotionally would pay much higher dividends.

Hester: I’m going to see the Liberty Bell for the first time later today, and I want everything to be perfect.

Sable: I’m there all I need to be.

Hester: No, I mean with someone special?

Hester: No, no dating for Sable. It might cut into your brooding time.

Sable: One. Dating within a friend group always leads to disaster. Two. You’re the daughter of the two most influential people in this town and I’m an outsider with issues. Lots of issues. Three. If my enemies ever knew I had “someone special” they wouldn’t rest until they got to me, through her.

Sable, looking through his drawers: I need something black...like my soul.

Tristan: On one condition.

Beth: What?

Trova: I’m a knife.

*Beth punches Loppa*

Iteroth: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Trova: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it's not very useful.

Tercell: If you want information it is.

Tercell: I got a fat ass but I still take SAUSAGE!

Penny: I got a flat ass, but I still take SAUSAGE!

Beth: I’m a redhead but I still take SAUSAGE!

Trova: I read books, but they’re all about SAUSAGE...