Incompetent Nerd,CEO Of Jelsie

Amari took the crown au scene:Dylan basically shaking from excitement as he watches a massive timer.Jayden”Uh bro whatcha doing?” Dylan”It’s only two more hours until me and the rest of the league get to invade that stupid deer’s house!”

Not an AU technically a Vanquish scene:The Van Helsing’s nana”I’m not saying he’s a gold digger…” Maria”NANA! Don’t even imply things like that!”

Grandpa Vlad au head canon:Wraiths tend to get really scared when they meet Amari because she looks like Vladimir to them/his daughter.

Jelsie scene: Elsie and Jayden watching how to train your dragon.Jayden”El,I just had the greatest idea ever.”

More grandpa Vlad au! The Night brothers + Dylan throwing pigs with wings sewn onto them off of a building.Amari”WHAT ARE YOU THREE DOING!?” Moreau”Duh,we’re trying to make pigs fly.”

Head canon time:Each wonder is actually an item that belonged to one of Ultima’s apprentices,they had to bring something that belonged to them to him in exchange for magic and that’s why all the wonders seem so random.

Amari Night AU scene:Amarissa was always a very good daughter,but today she couldn’t understand what they were doing and why.”Dad,why are we taking the babies away?” She asked when the apprentice was viciously slashed as he tried to remove the half human-half bear cub from its mother,her dad, Moreau just smiled.”We are taking them away for the babies own good.”Amarissa looked to the cub as it whined over the shoulder of the bleeding apprentice,it didn’t look happy.She said as much.”Well sometimes children don’t know what’s good for them.Neither do their mothers it seems.”Her other father,Vladimir replied coldly. Amarissa reached her small hands out,a silent request to hold the bear cub.Ever the doting parent,Moreau placed the small creature into his daughter’s own small hands.”Their own good…” she repeated.

Half baked au idea:Trojan war au.Amari is Helen I think Dylan could be either Paris or Menalaus depending on which version we’re going with but I think Elsie should be Odysseus and I have no idea who anyone else is.

I think the “grandpa Vlad au” has a lot of potential for giving Amari total whiplash.She had grown up having to work for what she had and after getting to the bureau people hated her just for being herself,imagine her suddenly gaining the privilege of having a terrifying and powerful relative.I can see her making a comment about “is this how legacies feel all the time?”

Evil Dylmari AU(anyone got a better name for this au?) head canons:Amari uses her sweet personality to manipulate people,Dylan isn’t nearly as affected by the crown in this universe,they are both very codependent with each other,Amari has developed several bird like features and kind of screams like a bird when she’s upset,Dylan has developed a forked tongue like a snake.