an offering: 2 more lbs of loose purple glitter, it was forgotten in the last offering, and a card that says happy birthday with a cartoon fish on the front, it says congrats on turning 3 with a drawn on 9 beside it
My instincts were correct, and this was yet another attempt to suffocate me, or perhaps introduce enough microplastics to my system to make me fit for consumption per an American palate.
The card is...cute, however. Creative.














