Just This Weird Kid

second collection of my favorite hunter x hunter textposts c:

pt 1, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5

A couple of different things here:

1) I love how Vivi defaults to Nami here as the only other (seemingly) sane person on the Merry

2) The fact that One Piece never loses is goofiness no matter how serious things get is one of the series’ most charming aspects. Yeah, your country might be at the brink of civil war and one of your oldest retainers might have been murdered…but it’s still okay to have fun. Just because Luffy’s goofing off doesn’t mean he’s not serious. That’s an attitude I think more people should adapt in both media and real life

Human: … Spin?

However, they only have teeth on thier bottom jaw!  they have corresponding holes in their top jaw for the teeth to lock into, which makes hanging onto a slippery, boneless squid:

It should be noted that the human here isn’t in particular danger of being eaten on purpose, but an accidental swing of it’s multi-ton head, a clip from the teeth, or being directly in the line of it’s sonar could seriously injure or kill them- Divers that have been in the direct line of echolocation for a sperm whale calf have described being hit with the soundwave like “being kicked by a horse” and some have suffered internal organ damage.  Sperm whales, like other large whales, aren’t particularly aggressive towards humans, but they are still very large wild animals who behave in unpredictable ways.

Every devils trap and holy oil ring they create is always a PERFECT circle.

The boys drive around in a rare, eye-catching car, yet get never caught by police due to it.

Sam´s hair always stay´s perfect.

All the countless injuries the Winchesters suffer never leave scars.

The bunker is always clean. (I mean, come on, do you have any idea how much work it would be to keep a place like that clean? The state of that bat cave is clearly supernatural!)

Baby is not exactly a subtle car. It “purrs” loud. Yet, the baddies never hear her coming!

Dean physically stays in top shape with a burger diet and a continiuing aversion towards any form of workout.

There is always a book ready at hand with whatever information is necessary for the case they are currently on. This dates way back to the boy´s road-tripping, motel-hopping pre-bunker times. Where do they hide all these books? Maybe there´s Extension Charm on Baby´s trunk? (You know, like the one on Hermione´s handbag.)

Sam is still a walking, talking, functioning human. DESPITE ALL HIS HEAD TRAUMAS!

Stay safe

Congratulations

That’s what they all say

Different strokes for different folks

I hope you have the time of your life

But you have so much to live for