Starfall is the name, being a dragon is the game

obligated to reblog this whenever i see it

you won't believe the weather we've been getting [remembers to avoid giving away my location] the sky was turned to darkness and the moon to blood, and the stars fell from the heavens.

Go watch Iron Lung it was good as hell

whay if the ender dragot didnt wanna be killed what about that

I DON'T

the last one speaks to me idk why

you know what, I'll reblog that.

It's very lovely but also menacing because I interpreted that as the barrel of a gun.

Sure, why not. I'll reblog that.

Sure, why not. I'll reblog that.

I agree with this sentiment

How lovely! Also I would have like six nickels if I got one every time someone said The Gender Dragon. It comes up more than you'd think somehow.

Woah mama this is just your legacy at this point

thank you catgirl elvis presley

How lovely! Also I would have like six nickels if I got one every time someone said The Gender Dragon. It comes up more than you'd think somehow.

Stop volunteering to be the village sacrifice we all know you're not a virgin. The dragon probably wouldn't even be into you.

Untie yourself from that altar right now.

Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.

That's why we always pick the most useless airhead to sacrifice come harvest season.

Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.

Yes, yes, I know, not the same. Well not all dreams are attainable, in the end.

please just do me a favor and end my torment instead.

thanks, it's just as horrifying as the original