I'm the Bentley

The writer's strike is over! Here's some ideas for Neil Gaiman and John Finnemore.

I get entered into a vintage car show and win a trophy.

Aziraphale returns after seeing me in the local newspaper winning a trophy, mainly because he misses me.

I turn a LITTLE BIT yellow (just a little!)

I take the wheel, to drive around on my own to save Crowley, (he’s gone awol).

We get in a high speed drag race around Soho with the Metatron, who drives a Citroen 2CV.

The Citroen and I fall in love (our love is forbidden).

I get to shoot a missile out of my exhaust pipe at a traffic camera like on Johnny English.

We do one of those jumps over Tower Bridge when it’s halfway open.

Obviously I win the race and the Metatron gets done for tax fraud or similar.

We go to a drive through to watch a Richard Curtis film (with the Citroen).

As a present for being the best car, I finally get one of those smelly trees I’ve always wanted.

There's a double wedding, and we, (the demon, the angel, the citroen and I), fly off into the sunset like at the end of Grease - tin cans clinking behind us.