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Arranged Marriage AU

Muse A  is part of a high class society— where money, names, and marrying within your status means everything. Muse B works for a rich man— a man who for reasons unbenowst to Muse B, took interest in him since he was a boy.

After Muse A’s father dies, her family is overwhelmed with debts that he had been hiding from his family. At the same time, Muse B’s boss is dying…on his deathbed, and with Muse B by his side, he makes one final confession. Muse B is his bastard son…and the one true heir to all that he was leaving behind. Muse B is devastated and at first denies this— that his own father would deny him the love he deserved for so long and have him work on his ranch— but soon accepts the reality, when the final testament confirms his true lineage.

Meanwhile, Muse A’s mother hears of Muse B's newfound status and inheritance, so she comes up with a plan. She introduced both Muse A to Muse B, with hopes that Muse B would fall for her daughter. Muse A’s mother encourages her to do whatever it took to make him fall in love…she needed to make the sacrifice for her family.

Much wooing later, Muse B comes to an agreement with Muse A’s mother— an agreement that Muse A does not know of. He’d take her daughter’s hand in marriage and in return would save the family from bankruptcy and ultimately, their family name.

Muse B proposes and Muse A has no choice but to accept because she doesn’t want to go against her mother’s wishes. They go ahead with the wedding— nothing big since Muse A isn’t really in love with him.

Muse B keeps his end of the deal and vows to keep the arrangement a secret since he cared very much about Muse A. She reluctantly moves into his new house and learns of the arrangement— she sees him as a monster for forcing her to marry him without love. Muse B fights to win her true affection over and to prove to her that he is not the monster she makes him out to be. Some time together and Muse A starts to develop feelings for him.

"Do you even know what you’re doing?"

"We’ve already tried this."

"You don’t even know what you’re doing."

"Beyonce isn’t that great."

"How many times do I have to tell you?"

"You have five seconds…"

"I don’t even know who you are."

"Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?"

"Is this where you live?"

"… Why are your hands down your pants?"

"Is that a lobster?"

"You’re late on child support."

"You never go ass to mouth."

"One ring to rule them all…"

"He doesn’t even go here!"

"Did you just take that?"

"Is that a unicorn?"

"You’re a muggle."

"It’s your turn to do the dishes."

"Were you going through my computer?!"

"Are you pregnant?"

"You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback."

"Shut up."

"I know you’re having an affair."

"They’re dead."

"Voldemort isn’t dead."

"Let me see your phone."

"I can’t believe it’s over."

"How high are you right now?"

"I was with someone."

"It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed."

"Why do you think we never worked out?"

"What went wrong?"

"You’re the most ridiculous person I know."

"Are you okay?"

"I’m having an affair."

"Too little too late."

"Snoop Dog just came into the diner."

"You said we could get a puppy."

"I need to move out."

"You ordered a moon bounce?"

"Don’t you want me?"

"Meeting your mother changed my life."

"Janitor’s closet NOW."

"Is that for sale?"

"Do you want to get a drink sometime?"

"Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach."

"He has a knife!"

"I was on an episode of Cops once."

"Are you a hoarder?"

"We’re alone out here, you know?"

"I killed her."

"I need to go."

"Why did you invite me to your wedding?"

"You always do this!"

"You’re the master of excuses."

"Did you hire a stripper?"

"I just got out of jail."

"It was you all along?"

"I know you don’t want to be with me anymore."

"Were you ever happy?"

"You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning."

"There’s plenty of fish in the sea."

"This is it."

"I can’t believe it’s you."

"We’re getting evicted."

"I know who you are."

"I wrote you a letter… Every single day."

"They’re going to kill me."

"You had sex with a serial killer."

"Are you drunk?"

"I didn’t love you anyways."

"That was the worst day ever."

"That was the best day ever."

"Is this your first date?"

"I’ve never been kissed before."

"You’re famous!"

"I can’t see you anymore."

"What’re you here for?"

"It’s always been you."

"If this were a movie…"

"Are you high?"

"Stick a sock in it."

"You’re better off without me.’

"I’m better off without you."

"You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song."

"What do you want?"

"Fuck it."

"That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard."

"Who ARE you anymore?"

"Can I get a refill?"

It’s gonna be a mixed bag. Go with caution!

Numbers: 1 - 50

10. Have been handcuffed together.

Clara struggled when they’d taken her. She’d tried to stop them getting Rose too, but it had been useless. She was tiny and they were huge and very not human like. Where was the Doctor when they needed him? She tried reaching over in her pocket, she had her keys there, if she could get those….though she realized that she was tugging Rose too much too so she sighed and gave up for now.

"I really don’t know. But we’ll get out of here. The Doctor will find us and save us."

❝I haven’t needed the Doctor to save me in a long time,❞ Rose remarked, determined, ❝There should be a lock pick in my back pocket, can you help me get to it?❞

She maneuvered her hands a little, turning her head around as well. She reached into Rose's pocket, hoping this didn't make things awkward. She had to struggle a little more to find what she was looking for. "Aha! Got it!" The brunette pulled out the lock pick and attempted to unlock her own lock and when she was free, she helped Rose out of hers. "Now we just need to try to get out without them seeing us."

"Now that they’re asleep we can have some quiet time."

"The baby won’t stop crying."

"No no, I’m pretty sure his/her first word was dad."

"Are you kidding me? There first word was mum."

"I didn’t spend 9 hours in labour for you to get out of making dinner just because you have a headache!"

"Don’t forget to pick the kids up from school!"

"I’m off to the shops, make sure the children don’t break anything while I’m gone."

"Can’t we just get a babysitter and rent a hotel for the night?"

"We need to talk, I think (insert name) is having trouble at school…"

"I’m warning you, it’s her first break up, if you go in their without a tub of icecream it’s your fault if you don’t make it out alive."

"Can you feel it kicking?"

"They’re so sweet when they’re asleep."

"They take after you with that temper."

"Please tell me you didn’t tell him/her it was okay to hit the other children?"

"It’s okay, we’re in A&E because he/she jumped off the climbing frame. He/She’s got a sprained ankle by the doctor said it’s fine."

"Well what did you think was going to happen if you let her/him watch scary films before bed?"

"She/He’s going to be taller than you in a few years."

"Sometime’s it’s scary how much you two look alike."

"It’s okay, I made a deal. No sweets until the house is spotless."

"I don’t know if I’m proud that they listened to us and didn’t throw a house party whilst we were gone, or worried that they didn’t something much worse."

"Your child thought it was a good idea to graffiti the side of the house."

"We need to figure out what’s the secret present he/she asked santa for…"

"Those use to be my boobies…"

"She said I’m the worst mother ever."

"He said he hates me."

"You’d think that all these years raising kids with each other would make us a little more mature…"

"If they break curfew again we’re just going to have to embarrass them."

"Talk to her/him. She/He’ll listen to you."