Cherry/Mat

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

I should be making ocs, I want to make ocs, but your honor, I forgort:(

so bad news, I forgot again

i know every digit of pi

i dont know what order

This post is: Bouba

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

Thanks for being nice to me I’ll remember you forever

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

i’m waking up, to fazbear frights. i go to work and i spend five nights

You smell of oats

It’s all fun and games until aaAUGHHHHHH AUHHHHHHH AGHH AUUGHHHHHHHHH AAAAAA MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAA