It's Not Too Bad Out There

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

I aint risking it.

10 10 10

Always reblog money cat

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

almost didn’t hit reblog till that last image 

This exceeds to me on a personal level.

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

Proof needed

why not

I’ll try it

Eh

Double your nana, double your yum

give me luck double banana

fuck it double the potassium, double the luck.