are we out of the woods yet?

Actually, yes. Well, there’s nothing I can tell you that you don’t know, honestly. I’d hope you know that without protection you can become pregnant and either that is a plight or not, whether or not you’re married is a factor in that. Anything else?

This conversation turned slightly creepy, sorry about that, sir.

W — I — are you supposed to even know about a virginity? I mean, I guess since I helped with the males of your age about sex ed but, no. Next question or topic.

Shocking, right? A high school student knowing about sex. You did a sex ed class? Educate me on that topic.

Excellent. Though, I did inquire upon something else as well. 

When did you loose your virginity~

The only reading I did of that book was in class.

We don’t talk during detention, I chastise and you fight back.

Doesn't stop you from enjoying them, not as if I'm going to sit in silence, no one else is here.

I’d hardly think of twenty nine to be a mid life crisis. 

Gotten sick of talking to me already? Here I thought these detention chats were going to become a regular thing.

That’s oddly pretentious considering the reason you’re gracing me with your presence in detention is your own doing. Is it so hard to show up on time and to complete a simple task? I think otherwise. A child? I am nearly twelve years your senior. You are very much a child.

Would you rather me just not show up at all? I'd be more than happy to do so. Extremely hard, when you have no motivation to do so. I'm nearly 18 years old, I'd hardly refer to myself as a child, you're practically going through a mid-life crisis.

This school is more like a prison, I seem to spend the majority of my time stuck in a detention room with you, Professor. St. James.  I haven't commited any crime, but rather just not bothered to do my homework and refuse to be spoken to as if I was a child.

What? No. I’d appreciate it if you called me by my last name, perhaps with a Professor or Sir somewhere in the mix likewise and I’d also appreciate it if you’d allow me the utmost respect as I do to you. Ah, yes that is true but, I do work hard to assure they’re not disappointed. Nevertheless, many people take my class seriously. 

Fine, whatever you wish, Professor St. Jame. So fucking stupid. Not really, most people I know can't stand you and consider you to be a bit of a dick, and your punishments to be incredibly unfair.

Ms. Clarington, not only is it a violation to speak to your professor on online websites other then my desired usage of email, which you will find on Cavill’s website, but since you are five minutes last to detention, I declare that this is yet another violation; that for my own necessity of sanity, time and lucidity, I will forget to acknowledge, for another hour of detention would be my very own detention as well.

Mark, can I call you Mark? I think I will. I think we've established that I don't really pay attention to the school rules, nor do I care much about them, as, you see, my parents are the one keeping you in a job by paying my tuition every semester. You're welcome for that. Please, add on an extra hour, I'd love to stick around and listen to you complain about how no one takes your class seriously.

Late night at school again.

If you didn't give me detention maybe you wouldn't need to stay behind.