I didn't steal your mail Ms.Pemburton

me to my gamer girl wife: sometimes i feel like there are 4 ppl in this marriage.. u, me, video games and weed… and its sick babe love u im so blessed 

Catch me in the bottom of a well eating moss and forgetting language

having a job is so weird like I can literally just…. buy shit

We out here buying shit

yes bitch we are purchasing shit and fuck

k lemme get there prease

Oh my god you remind me of one of my OCs, and owls are rad as h*ck

I hope I’m not one you’d kill mercilessly

just wanted to update everyone: he arrived, safely, on monday, has been settling in & adjusting since then, & is doing well. his name is marigold

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

Do you think regular dogs see police dogs and think “oh shit, it’s a cop”

Nicki looks like one of those high school girls that smiles the exact same alarmingly unnatural way for every picture.