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Shout out to that one time I was home alone came down stairs to a raccoon eating my baseboards anyways I gave it a cookie and now it won’t leave

#definitely true #shitpost

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So I was on my computer today, as one does I was vibing not really doing anything just playing Minecraft then suddenly someone walked up from the other room and my brain in a panic quickly switched tabs.

I Switched tabs to porn.

Like. GOD FORBID you see me playing increadbly popluar video game that I talk about playing and enjoying good thing for PORN that saved me from that embarrassment.

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Also hi I forgot about this blog

So I was on my computer today, as one does I was vibing not really doing anything just playing Minecraft then suddenly someone walked up from the other room and my brain in a panic quickly switched tabs.

I Switched tabs to porn.

Like. GOD FORBID you see me playing increadbly popluar video game that I talk about playing and enjoying good thing for PORN that saved me from that embarrassment.

#definitely true #this Is one of those lie posts where I imagined a situation thoguht it was funny and decided to make a fake post about it

Thinking about that one time a student threw a chair at me

#shitpost #definitely true

Thinking about that one time i met someone with purple eyes

#Alexandra disease #shitpost #definitely true

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Omg guys I was just at Walmart and the craziest shit happend !

*Girl and guy walk up to the cash register*

Cashier: *stops what their doing*:may I help you?

Guy:yes I would like to purchase this cute little plushie for my girlfriend

Cashier:we don’t serve HETROSEXUALS HERE

Before the guy could say anything the lady behind me spoke up

Cool lady: how dare u heterosexuals have the right to exist to u hetrophobe why my son is heterosexual and I couldn’t be prouder

Cashier scoffs and rolls their eyes:well then your a horrible mother

Suddenly the manager walks over clearly confused he asks: is there a problem here?

Guy: this person won’t let me but my girlfriend a plushie

Manager: cashier you are fired you two get a discount

And everyone clapped

#shitpost #a totally true story #this definitely happens

Remembering that one time in 11th grade where my teacher threw a chair out the window

#definitely true #never lies #this totally happend #shitpost

I wrote my immortal

#definitely true #not a fake story #story time

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