It was red.

Just imagine that it continuously gets better from here

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

love a character that's like. i survived (<- not a brag) (<- this is a curse that weighs on me every waking hour)

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

I remember october like it was yesterday

Reblog to animatedly boop your followers

Nothing prepares you for how ugly a cybertruck is in real life. I've seen seven of them now, I'm still never prepared for how fuckawful this thing looks. "Why is there a moving over-engineered trash bin on the ro-- oh my god." Every single time. I'm not even being a hater, the thing is genuinely ugly, it looks like a seventh grade intro to engineering class project that got maybe a C+. There are no sleek lines, there's nothing but dull gray metal, it's not even that intimidatingly large. It looks like it was made out of scrap pieces welded together. It can sort of appear decent in pictures, somehow. But in real life, I am never prepared for how fucking ugly or dinky it actually is.

god it’s absolutely impossible to definitively rank most taylor songs and we all should strop trying i s2g like the other day i was asked to pick between ready for it and the best day and literally what was i supposed to do with that. that’s like being asked whether i’d rather do a tequila shot or go out to brunch with my family like it really depends on the day man 

"Waa why aren't fandoms fun anymore" because you keep policing people's headcanons, make fun of cosplayers,make fun of selfshipers, make fun of beginner artists and just make fun of people for having fun 😐

Also nobody talks to each other anymore. People lurk silently and sometimes like stuff, but nobody exchanges their thoughts and ideas anymore. Which is pretty shit considering fandom is a hobby that is supposed to be about community and not mere consumption.

For anyone who thinks those reasons aren’t good enough look at the notes of the next piece of fanart that crosses your dash. See how the ratio of reblogs to likes is laughably skewed towards likes? This is the pick stuff up and pass it around website not the look at content from a distance app