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my 12 y/o brother: ive never held a baby before
my dad: maybe u can go back in time and hold me as baby, then drop and kill me and dissapear

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i once had a dream that jennifer lawrence secretly had a past life where a bunch of ppl worked for her in a factory including willow shields and this guy i kinda know and in that factory that guy and prim liked each other but jen was abusive which they believe (it was a documentary about jen) was because she was depressed and handled it horribly and shed walk around the factory in a witch dress and one day she got so mad she beat prim with a chair and they got it on camera and when she was done beating her prim wasnt screaming or crying she just layed there with her hands up like âbruhâ even tho her legs were bent the wrong way and then suddenly in my dream i was in a store and this guy pulled out a gun but then i thought i was in a commercial because ppl started forming out of cereal boxes (which was all that was in the store literally millions of stacked cereal boxes) so i was holding a blanket and he was just holding the gun and no one was noticing so i said âis this one of those commercials where in 30 seconds a 30 yr old diesâ and suddenly i was 30 yrs old so the guy started shooting me 30 times but i was sort of using the blanket as a shield somehow but then the girl next to me stole the blanket from me even tho i was being shot and not her so i fled and started jumping over and thru all the cereal boxes and he kept shooting at me but i was rlly good and dodging and jumping thru cereal boxes and then when he stopped shooting i stopped and smiled at a stranger woman who stood there and i was like âim just dodging gunshots lol!â and she was smiling and shes like âhaha! hey come here!â and she was taking me over to a cash register person to tell her about the shooting like nbd and then my alarm went off
my favorite dream ive ever had
just woke up from a dream. i dreamt that i was at greenfield village with my dad and we were riding the train, except it was all modernized and im pretty sure it was actually a boat. eventually it was going too fast and i went over the railings to see more i guess and almost fell off. i was on the edge when one of the staff saved me. then the railings became walls and i couldnt get back in, and suddenly me and the staff were in a tight space outside the walls and it got even tighter when another staff came out. they started talking about how half their passengers were on drugs. i squeezed through them and walked up these stairs to get back on. everyone was staring at me and suddenly the floors were split in three and so everyone was sitting in a different angle. i realized it was a dream and so i started flying and screaming at all the passengers like âGUESS WHAT YOUâRE ALL IN MY DREAM SO I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT TO YOU HAHAHAâ and they all just kinda looked at me like i was pyscho. then, i shook myself awake. i started driving my little sister somewhere which makes no sense since i dont have a license and i was telling her about my dream. suddenly she got out of the car at a red light and went inside another car making a right turn infront of me. i watched her drive by and she gave me a smirk like âyouâre still in a dream stupidâ so then i shook myself awake again. this time it made more sense cuz i actually woke up in my bed. so i got up and shook my little sister awake to tell her about my dream. i started telling her when suddenly i woke up
had a dream last night that shawn mendes broke down crying at an award show because he couldnt sing like adele
my brother just put sims music on through youtube on the computer and now it's just casually playing in the background while we all eat breakfast

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my mom wanted me to go somewhere today so she bribed me with mcdonalds ice cream
I like the way people stare at babies on the train bc once they make eye contact they start making funny faces and stuff and then the mother exchanges a glance and a smile with the stranger thatâs my favorite thing
i just walked by two younger girls playing pokemon go and i held up my phone screen and smiled at them and they did the same. then as they walked away one of them gave me a thumbs up and yelled âyou GO!â and i yelled âgood luck, trainers!â back at them. the world is a pure and good place
do you ever just think about Jesus living here on earthÂ
i think sometimes we tend to think He just bounced from one miracle to another and everyday was a Bible story but His ministry lasted for three years and the Gospels donât actually cover that much so
imagine all those ordinary days??Â
He probably had favorite foods and morning routines and sore dirty feet from walking while sweat ran in His eyes in the hot Judean sun and He got blisters and hiccups and colds and maybe He snoredÂ
all the times He laughed till He cried and i bet He had inside jokes with His disciples. imagine having an inside joke with the person who gives you breath to laugh in the first placeÂ
and He had human skills He knew how to build a house and cook and wash his clothes and readÂ
passing food at the dinner table and bumping hands with JesusÂ
talking about silly inconsequential things like the weatherÂ
maybe some nights John was sleepy and he leaned against Jesus and could hear His heartbeatÂ
maybe some nights a disciple had insomnia and he climbed out of his bedroll to find Jesus sitting against a rock, looking up at heaven, and they sat and watched the stars togetherÂ
(the God of the universe looking up through short-sighted eyes at His creation, and the disciple wants so badly to ask what it was like to shape each star, but he looks at those calloused human hands and something in him trembles)Â
do you ever think that the ordinary days so far outnumbered the miraculous ones that the disciples, sometimes, almost forgot
and then He goes and turns water into wine and feeds five thousand people from a kidâs lunch and brings dead Lazarus walking alive out of the tomb and they just kind of lose their breath
not because they didnât expect deity to accomplish the impossible but because this God has been living with them
itâs not the miracles that are unthinkable
This is so beautiful.
Also, imagine his ordinary days with his family. Imagine Joseph telling him stories and he listening, paying attention. Imagine when Joseph and Mary put child Jesus in bed and could hear his breathing sounds. Or imagine the inside jokes he had with his mother about his father, or with his father about his mother. Imagine the God of the world not only looking at the stars but also watching the majesty of a sunset. Imagine child Jesus running around the house, singing beautiful and cute cultural songs that Mary mightâve taught him. Imagine his joy when he ate his favorite food or taking a bath after a hot day.Â
Imagine Josephâs doubt when figuring out that he would have to teach carpentry to God himself. And that Jesus, the Lord, actually took time to listen and learn his old fatherâs words. Imagine Godâs humble attitudes. We usually say that he humbled himself by coming as a human. But itâs only when we actually think about what makes us human, that we get the idea of how big was it. The God of the world taking time and putting effort to learn what we, merely humans, had to teach/say. And he wanted to. He wanted to be near us. And be one of us. When God lowered himself, thatâs when He showed us how big He was.Â
This my favorite post in the world.
Aw. â¤
My God in Heaven, I am not worthy of Your Gift.
Breathtaking!
me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !!
me thirty minutes later:

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"I like girls for their looks, not their. . . shoes,"
~ the kid i babysit
the sunset was beautiful tonight
Is this what American skyâs look like?
Always
America.
âAmerica never was great."
Says the person who lives in America, who would probably be fined or arrested for saying that in many other countries around the world.Â
And Iâm sure you donât mind using American products, paying American prices, buying cheap American gas, and keeping much of your American money while having more freedom and liberty than every other nation on earth.Â
 Cognitive dissonance much?Â
 If you donât think America is great, go live somewhere else.
Ahhhh I love the sound of fireworks popping in the distance, sounds like....FREEDOM.

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Compliment people. If you think a good thing about someone, thereâs no harm in saying it aloud.
i once had a dream that jennifer lawrence secretly had a past life where a bunch of ppl worked for her in a factory including willow shields and this guy i kinda know and in that factory that guy and prim liked each other but jen was abusive which they believe (it was a documentary about jen) was because she was depressed and handled it horribly and shed walk around the factory in a witch dress and one day she got so mad she beat prim with a chair and they got it on camera and when she was done beating her prim wasnt screaming or crying she just layed there with her hands up like âbruhâ even tho her legs were bent the wrong way and then suddenly in my dream i was in a store and this guy pulled out a gun but then i thought i was in a commercial because ppl started forming out of cereal boxes (which was all that was in the store literally millions of stacked cereal boxes) so i was holding a blanket and he was just holding the gun and no one was noticing so i said âis this one of those commercials where in 30 seconds a 30 yr old diesâ and suddenly i was 30 yrs old so the guy started shooting me 30 times but i was sort of using the blanket as a shield somehow but then the girl next to me stole the blanket from me even tho i was being shot and not her so i fled and started jumping over and thru all the cereal boxes and he kept shooting at me but i was rlly good and dodging and jumping thru cereal boxes and then when he stopped shooting i stopped and smiled at a stranger woman who stood there and i was like âim just dodging gunshots lol!â and she was smiling and shes like âhaha! hey come here!â and she was taking me over to a cash register person to tell her about the shooting like nbd and then my alarm went off