Ibrahim’s Love Letter Bluffs
***
As if we needed any more parallels between his relationship with this set of siblings.
h

oozey mess

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

gracie abrams
occasionally subtle

Kiana Khansmith
NASA

★
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
taylor price
Fai_Ryy

Origami Around
𓃗
almost home
Stranger Things
The Stonewall Inn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

roma★
KIROKAZE

#extradirty

seen from United States

seen from Türkiye
seen from United States

seen from Colombia

seen from Malaysia
seen from Switzerland
seen from Switzerland
seen from Russia
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Switzerland
seen from Bangladesh

seen from Czechia
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from Japan

seen from Germany

seen from Spain
seen from United States
@imbialready
Ibrahim’s Love Letter Bluffs
***
As if we needed any more parallels between his relationship with this set of siblings.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
let’s recentre the loumand matching bracelets theory
They are wearing the "Love Bracelet" by Cartier that was popular for a while but reached a different height during 2023 or 2024.
The harem revolt was done so terribly. No casualties till they got to Hürrem's room aside from the girl who self immolated. Aybige left her easily defendable position at the top of the stairs for some reason and lost her knife.
To this girl who has homosexual tendencies.
Why not let Aybige shank somone before losing her knife? Same with Hürrem and her poker stick. That thing looked like it was begging to be lodged into someone's temple. Let her take down one girl, not like there is a dearth of them in the palace.
Ok maybe the poker attack would have been hard to film but Aybige stabbing someone with her knife need not be a complicated scene. But I noticed an overall lack of money this episode. There were no horses in the war camp. They hilariously added horse sounds while they were in the tent but no horse was to be seen. Even Süleyman's trusty gray was missing.
Malkoçoğlu's position in the palace hierarchy is a delicious character dynamic
As soon as Malkoçoğlu's rape plot was over (when Armin died) I started enjoying the chracter. I just ignore that plot ever existed, this is a soap opera you can't really judge characters for the insane shit they do. They have to pad the runtime somehow.
So the guy is in a precarious position in the palace. When given a job, usually an investigation, he has the authority to investigate people in positions a lot higher than he is. During his first investigation, the stabbing of the horse he calls Valide Sultan to himself. He doesn't go to her chamber where she'll be seated centre stage like the royalty she is. No, she walks to him.
And I love how the actor does it. This air of authority to people who could kill him, so easily hidden under a veneer made up of respect words that mean less and less the more he speaks them.
But that's it. Even when he knows he caught them he can do nothing so the real dynamic snaps right back into place and he is beneath these people again. The self satisfied barely hidden smirks are gone.
His second day on the job as hasodabaşı and the horse gets killed.
The man is a warrior, a strategist at best. He is not made for palace intrigue. But he adapts quickly. Like, look at this group, aside from Gül all these people are pros in this game (Gül will prove his pro status later, he is still new). He looks like he is in over his head. A lot of hidden conversations happen between them that he seemingly doesn't catch.
After Daye says she saw the dagger with Nilüfer, he asks who she is. Somebody help my man, he has no idea. (Later when questioning Nilüfer he will ask who Gülşah is. Somebody get him a record of the employees at least, damn!)
And look at Daye looking so smug. She thinks she will play this boy like a fiddle.
Oh but the boy is sharp. He catches her lie about not having taken the dagger from Nilüfer. But Daye is quick enough to come up with a distraction.
Then she kinda pulls rank on him.
But here is why I wrote the whole thing. Bowing down to the Valide Sultan despite calling her all the way to him. Away from her chambers and on her feet she doesn't look as regal.
She wins anyways of course but my boy tried and I give him points for that. (I don't like how this was done though, he told Süleyman that he didn't buy Nilüfer's confession and the girl still was executed.)
Investigation number 2. Who attempted to assasinate Hürrem on her way back to the palace after her excile? He figures it out, there is not much to say. İbrahim kills the suspect right in front of him and there is nothing he can do. (He saw İbrahim's treatment of prisoners before where he chocked and tossed people).
Despite having the task to uncover the truth he can't just defy İbrahim.
Investigation number 3. İbrahim gets himself poisoned again, this time by a poison arrow. Vali does great, he investigates two brothers by using them against each other and almost gets what he is looking for but again, rank. Somone high enough ranking kills the prisoners again. He does well baiting Ayas Paşa about taking İbrahim's positions but Ayas is innocent so.
I hope he always stays in this weird position of being the small fish in a big pond but with a twist.
Eleni is the only prostitute in all of İstanbul and she is with everyone, including Behram Paşa here.
But when the prostitute with him is supposed to die he is with a random unknown woman. Btw that plot was so stupid, the woman would never drink the establishment's wine. Her job is to make him pay while pretending to drink.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Love him when goes 'ughh mom, you are sooo boring'. She says I'll disown you if you marry Hürrem and he goes,
Welp, what can I do sometimes?
İbrahim had these same guards since the beginning and I love the ginger beard one. He spoke during the the Behram Paşa incident and I celebrated. He is always the more proactive one. I don't know if he was instructed to do so or if the actor is trying to become more noticable but it is great.
Funniest scene in the whole show is when Hürrem barges into Valide's chamber with the bloody dagger that killed her horse and
Right, about that...
İbrahim's hubris is so well done. He underestimates everyone and it costs him dearly.
This man, this soothsayer, this nobody, almost killed him. Twice! All because İbrahim underestimated him. First by poison he almost killed him, then by poisoning Hatice, his imperial princess wife, against him. İbrahim fired him and the man made it his life's mission to destroy him. He got so close. I really enjoyed this character. He lost knowing that he planted the seed of İbrahim's destruction in Hatice's mind. Her husband's hubris and the shadow in the shape of Nigar will plague Hatice until the end.
The return of Mahidevran from Edirne was so well done (aside from the scene where the harem girls were excited about the new master who they knew from childhood who might or might not rape them, at least the one who asked was a new, younger looking girl).
Hürrem, despite her best efforts, cannot stack her kids up to be as tall as Mustafa. Hers will always play catch up. Yes Mahidevran has one chance but it is a good chance. The way she looks at her son knowing how strong he is, and the way Süleyman looks at him, through the constant haze of flashfowards is so beautiful. They both know their son is ready.
I wish Mahidevran went fuck it and tried to to kill Süleyman for her son. "You just get in position son, your mother will handle this". Mahidevran was there to witness Süleyman's father take the throne from his own father and kill him. The life of her child (probably unborn at the time and before Mustafa) depended on it because if Selim had failed, his son Süleyman and Süleyman's son(s) would also be killed.
The actress shows that she wants to take the fratricide law and the possibility of regicide seriously but the show doesn't commit to it!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
By the time they got to Cihangir the show was so bored with Hürrem's pregnancies that they did it in a montage.
And they didn't even put all her pregnancies there!
Matrakçı is the heart of the show
Episode 37 he is playing matrak with İbrahim and erroneously tells him that he's writing the Süleymanname which ticks İbrahim off and Matrakçı clocks it immediately. Then İbrahim goes off and it can't be missed but that first moment where he understands İbrahim's feelings and is afraid. Such a juicy scene. He is such an emotionaly intelligent person.
On a side note it is hilarious how İbrahim gets caught whenever he goes on his tangents about being important.
guys what's your methods? personally i think about doctors examining me, works like a charm
I imagine my brain as a dark room the confines of which are my cranium. Then in the middle of the room I light a fire like a candle fire but it doesn't have a fuel. The light of the fire pushes all thoughts away. I imagine the light getting bigger and pushing everything away until the thoughts are pushed right to the cranium walls and destroyed.
Then, free from anxieties I sleep.
ive been seeing many crazy takes from fans unhappy with the vampire lestat but the most confounding one has been people complaining when the show is doing something different to the books. what part of the two previous seasons made you think this was gonna be book compliant
I think it was obvious when Louis set fire to the previous interview's records.
The episode started with calm and intriguing scenes and had the chaotic scenes when we switched to Lestat's POV so I think the season will not be entirely fast paced. The slow parts will be there too.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Watched the first ep of s3 iwtv...
Twilight if Jasper was the problematic twink he was meant to be
Bella: I can't believe the chemistry teacher quit in the middle of class! He totally just freaked out! I thought he was going to have a heart attack.
Jasper: Yeah, that was me. I didn't study for that final
If Jasper was as problematic as he was meant to be he'd be saying slurs.