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my fucking privacy

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

tip to everyone who wears glasses. if they seem to be getting dirty it may be time to clean them

Can't be right. It's just foggy here. In my bedroom. That's gotta be all it is.

can’t risk it

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

Gotta take all the chances…..

Never risk it

Too close to final’s week

I could use it.

i really need this job 🙏

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I was under the impression that Ben and Hazel were like Irish Twins, cause there isn’t a large age gap (considering she’s so close with Jack and Conner who are Ben’s age), and that’s where Jude kind of assumes, two human siblings that look alike and are practically the same age.

note to self: do NOT double the chocolate chip cookie recipe. the mixer can’t handle it. I can’t handle it. my knees hurt. I’ve been rotating cookie sheets since I was born and I will be rotating cookie sheets until I die

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.

Just passed a group of teenage girls walking downtown.... wearing cargo pants and platform crocs.... nature really is healing......

Shadow and Bone is such a fucking mess, the writing is questionable, the plot is insane, the performances are great, the fan service is all over the place… I love it. Ten more seasons, please.