y'all are so lucky I decided to just block this motherfucker instead of going off at 4:30 am because people are misusing alt text again
alt text is not the place for paratextual jokes. alt text is not the place for soliloquies and asides and confessions. alt text is not the place for secret tangential conversations between author and reader. alt text is not the place for easter eggs. alt text is not the place for paragraph-long existential rambles that include lines like "did you come to the transcript looking for answers? I don't have any answers" and "I've lost the thread of what's happening in [the image I'm supposed to be describing]."
alt text is an accessibility tool. use it like one.
[plain text: alt text is an accessibility tool. use it like one.]
