Things you can do to celebrate Captain Kirk's birthday this weekend:
Drive a car really badly
Break a rule at work you disagree with
Fall madly in love with your science officer
Challenge someone to chess
Yell your nemesis' name really loud and dramatically
Call your vehicle / mode of transportation a beautiful lady and tell folks that you love her
Fight someone like this:
Some more things you can do to celebrate Kirk's birthday:
Read a book or some poetry
Avoid eating salad for the day
Wear a cropped shirt, a tank top, or no shirt at all! (Optional: crop the shirt by tearing it) (Optional: facetime your crush while shirtless)
Go rockclimbing (with a rope or bouldering pads!!)
Get a massage from your science officer
Cheat on an assignment (not using generative AI)
Talk a generative AI model into destroying itself












