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and when i say i use all pronouns and that makes every cis dude who has ever been in my notifs At Least A Little Bit Gay then what

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No rizz but I have some sarcasm, if you're into that
im trying so hard to drink in moderation for once, and dpin my best to get a few things done while tipsy, but im so bad at moderation...
when I'm feeling this level of useless and it's too hot and smoky out, tf else am I meant to do on a thursday night?
fuck i need to either die or goto bed fycj i hate my brain!!
once again, im begging for someone to hit me in yhe head with a frying pan and put me tf to sleep

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*dirty talking* youβve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now
gOD PLEASE, WHENSIT MY TURN OMG
half my brain: dude youre the most chronically unloveable fucker [shows evidence of me being shit, shows the ppl around me, shows new proof popping up as of literally yedtersy] holy shit its bad, bad. why tf are you still here, jfc
the other half of my brain: bruh i cant hear you over yhis next shot, check it
the I hate pst thing isnt a bit. I neeeed to move my entire existence to nother timezone. I have. a whole bottle of wine, two coolers and part of a mickey of vodka. its 10pm on a saturday an m tipsy. I hate this fucking timezone almost nearly as much as I hate myself, and that is saying A LOT, HOLY SHIT
fuck pst all my homies hate pst. fuck.
way too drunk for this, mannnnn
i haaaate bein seen as a cis woman so bad aND YET!! AND FUCKIN YET!!!!!
anyways

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five shots down at three am and this is the only line that matters to the majority, and ig I cant blame them
four am with a tear stained face (missing a home that was never mine, long story nobody cares dw) guess its time to go outside, if only for a short while
loneliness is hardwired into me I think
need to set a timer past the four hours of my alarm so I can remember to delete this tomorrow
i'd buy us drink after drink until neith of us coukd mumble a single coherent word and stumble home leaning on each other so we wouldnt fall over
honestlyyyy best case scenario. just stumbling around helping each other stay up when weβre soo wasted we barely know where weβre going but having a blast with it
sometimes when mentally im uhh not doin as great as i am usually (which granted isnt amazing but yknow not bad ig) ill jus wonder hey, outside of money, what tf is stopping me from goin to bed drunk on any night m not working? and when im not doin amazin mentally I really truly have no argument and thats how I wind up drinking late at night on a random weeknight time and time again
its not as if I have a partner or even a roommate - its just me. nobody is gonna know if i wind up stumbling into the couch and passing out at 2am instead of taking care of myself properly
should I just be like that all the time ? oh absolutely not, but man. its how I end up every now and then
i need t learn the difference between casually havin acouple drinks later at night and "fuck it, keep goin" whenrver i have leftovers because uh
yeah
i NEED someoneto force me into bed. fuck foreced intox, fmrce me to sleeep. plekse.
i need t learn the difference between casually havin acouple drinks later at night and "fuck it, keep goin" whenrver i have leftovers because uh
yeah

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I loveee to drink and amoke weed. makes u feel good. has anyone else discovered this
I'll take a shot with you when you finish those beers btw
Which beers?? I just finished beer #20, about to start beer #21. Are you about to take 20 shots babe??? π
you said "no shots until 25 beers are done", I was simply trying to help motivate !
... but I can take a (double) shot for you finishing beer 20, that seems like a celebratory enough occasion
I will take that motivation seriously!! Thank you honey. I have an hour to finish four beers but this will help me <3
not the best pic but the promised double shots in the meantime lol (yes ik crazy I have more than one shot glass what)
im soooooduxkin hornt please fuck emme please tell me do fuck morrrremmm..~ fycjk~