I'm a flavorless Muffin

IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

What if people who have anxiety are just unaccustomed to the way the world works because this is the first incarnation of their soul on the earth? And confident people are at ease with the world because they have already been incarnated multiple times and, in a sense, already know how the world works.

What if it’s the other way around?

I don’t know which disturbs me more.

Woah

I may be trash, but i’m high quality trash. Premium trash. Grade A trash. The kind of trash your mom would look at and say “should this be recycling?” Yeah i’m that kind of trash.

"I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD"

I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER

I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR

I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS

I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE

I MADE DOGS SOME SOUP

I AM NOT CABBAGE STEW

This says a lot about people.

Japanese Spider-Man is the best Spider-Man.

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