the way shane would’ve died wondering if ilya hadn’t started beating it in the shower oh my god im actually tearing up beating meat saves lives

thinking about him* again

it's good that shane is a professional hockey player and will never have to look for a career cause can you imagine how annoying he would be on LinkedIn

Oh my goddd it’s been said to death but Ilya is peacocking SO BADDD. Look Hollander we play so well together. See Hollander I can give you physical affection in front of others. Can I call you Shane yet? No? Okay then look Hollander see how good I am with kids. Look at my abs & my ass & my hair when I’m soaking wet Hollander. Please want me back

but im a pleak… Im a weirdo… what the hell am I doing here ….

Ilya packing for the cottage like "gotta look hott gotta give SLUT but also show that I'm cool and don't care even though hollander knows I care and it should be warm right let me bring tank tops because Shane—Hollander—no—Shane likes them I know he does I think he does ah swim stuff tiny shorts the ones I wore at the pool in Tampa when Holl—Shane looked good enough to eat maybe he will let me eat him maybe I will tell him I care for him NO this is a sex vacation NO we are something maybe we could be something did I really dance at Scott Hunter's gay club do you think Shane would dance with me sexy at a club or maybe we will dance under the stars at his boring country cottage maybe I will tell him everything maybe I will just tell him one thing I like about him maybe I will bring one Boston Raiders t-shirt to piss him off maybe I will suck him off outside maybe I will tell him I love him— ONE THING AT A TIME ROZANOV"

Ilya Rozanov will be the world's first male top to get pregnant from topping his husband

#myilya loves red40