illuminati Demon Facility

“The cherubs if they trust you! Really like having their wings preened and hair brushed! They’re very spoiled and if they like you enough they’ll uh….kid nap ya!”

“Don’t let curiously kill you,do not come into the demon facility if you do not have clearance or a worker with you! I hate filing incident reports!”

// heyyyy how y’all doing? Sorry for being so inactive! Got busy hehe will try to be more active soon!

“The naberius’s while few are all overall very sweet! They even allow us to put sweaters onto them and tend to follow you around”

“I kinda hate working here sometimes because I can’t give kisses to the naberius’s without having to go to the medical ward to check my lungs”

“ANNOUNCEMENT! Because of the colder season the goblins wanna make little burrow type nests please watch where you step!!”

“Funfact! During the colder days the cherubs are infact allowed to go with some of the workers to get sweet treats! Of course those are usually limited to prevent any laser accidents! They are only allowed to get hot chocolate and warm biscuits and pan Dulce!

“Guess who has to deal with several large amounts of paper work because people are stupid? This gal….yay”

“Please don’t feed the cherubim’s the things you bring into the facility outside of designated days or as rewards they get bratty and bitey…several people have already lost their fingers or parts of their fingers….”

“I was a little too optimistic several people have been sent to the medical wing for temptates fuck”

“I really love Halloween!! Especially since we dress up the demons here in the facility! It’s very fun watching the goblins and Cherubim’s have fun with the face paint”

“Goblins tend to act very similarly to dogs more specifically pitty or bully type breeds! Big and heavy look mean and aggressive but can be very soft and lovable to their contractors or those they are summoned by”

“I might be cooked…..two cherubs are still missing and I keep getting reports of people getting obliterated…..the major is gonna have a field day with my ass….”

“…..just saw someone get obliterated by one of the cherubs……I’m so fucked”