The Difference in Me

wish i was mr olson

Fuck it up Mr. Olson

for people asking “is this real” yes you can unequip link’s clothing and the soup ladle is a weapon you can get, although zelda’s facepalm is from an entirely different scene and i just added it for comedic effect

Girls will be girls

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

outside after a lesbian concert (King Princess), i asked a girl dressed as jesus if she forgave me. a drunk girl ran up and slurred “i don’t mean to interrupt, but you don’t need to be forgiven. you don’t need to be forgiven.”

i just know Reagan is in hell, DEE-lighted that someone else was stupid enough to be this bad