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@ijustwatchthedoor
This is Mr. Alastor. Does this help you find his mother in heaven?
So close, this actually doesn’t help me in the slightest! Reverse image search has no insight... But if it really bothers you, we can slap his face on a milk carton and see if that awakens any maternal instincts?
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Good afternoon, Mr. Saint Peter.
Do you happen to know if the mother of a sinner named Alastor is in heaven?
Since Mr. Alastor has said many times that she should be up there.
Alastor's mother, who….? I’m not a mind reader, nor am I very good at guessing games. Can you provide an actual name? Or may I direct you to ancestry.com for a quick detour?
// Lmao I'm here since Peter said "I'll get back to you". It's time for Addie to get the facts.
Hey Wonder Bread! What's the deal, huh? Are you hooking up with my son or what?
-Adamstein, The Mad Creation
Maybe? Mind if I put you on hold for a moment?
…Good lord, he’s seen better days. Hey @abel-sonofadam, is your dad still an intolerant deadbeat? No offense.
Sooo you two aren't a thing? I swear this cheeky twerp likes tap dancing. And since I'm pretty fucking divine, I'll ignore you calling me a deadbeat for a second there. Curiosity is a bitch.
// Pffthaha x'D. Oh yeah. I believe it.
Wow, you actually stayed for that long? Congratulations, sir! Your attention span is certainly improving! Now, if you could maybe rate your experience? We’ve been changing things up with the music lately, do you prefer the new or the old? Please consider as I place you on hold again.
@abel-sonofadam…. Do you want to break the news to him, orrrrr? Not sure if that’s really in my jurisdiction.
Do you have any hobbies in Heaven? Any you share with your family?
Well, eternity really makes you consider some new avenues every now and then. That being said, i’ve got nothing special going on right now. I guess you could call reading a hobby? So long as it’s anything other than a never ending list of names. Not the most exciting piece of literature, i’ll admit.
// Lmao I'm here since Peter said "I'll get back to you". It's time for Addie to get the facts.
Hey Wonder Bread! What's the deal, huh? Are you hooking up with my son or what?
-Adamstein, The Mad Creation
Maybe? Mind if I put you on hold for a moment?
…Good lord, he’s seen better days. Hey @abel-sonofadam, is your dad still an intolerant deadbeat? No offense.
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Honestly, if I met your twink ass at Heaven's gates I'd jump down to Hell. Honestly, I'd do it even if you weren't there. FUCK HEAVEN! (Npt you, sweetie, you're perfect)
Well, you wouldn’t be the first. Or the last. Makes my job easier if you just sort yourselves out, so I guess I should be grateful. Have a lovely eternal damnation.
IT'S JUST WEED!!!! WEED IS NATURAL!!!! pls vape wif me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
“Very bold of you to ask an angel to partake in such unholy activity. It’s almost admirable, if it weren’t also audacious. Clean your act up, or there’ll be a spot in hell for you.”
"Wasn't weed used in a lot of old religious practices? The idea of weed is sin is actually very modern last I checked. Girl, I'm pretty sure Saint Peter smokes it. If his twink butt can have it and keep his wings, I think you'll be fine."
You said it, sister! Although, if I may speak… Weed used for spiritual or medicinal purposes is vastly different from using it as a quick escape route for a slow day. Buuut, your body, your temple.
“If you were using cannabis for religious practice, why would you use a vape? At that point, it would be more dignified to just roll it up and smoke it raw.”
That is another point, I suppose. But who are we to judge modern technological advancements? I heard they’re using rollercoasters to spread gospel these days. Vapes aren’t the worst addition to this century's methods of evangelism.
“Rollercoasters- that’s childish, but its off-topic. And who are you to chime into this? You just watch the door, in your own words."
That’s just kind of how conversations work, they go from point A to point B. But you’re right, I was just about to get back to that, if you’ll excuse me! Not like I need another pardon though, I can read the room.
IT'S JUST WEED!!!! WEED IS NATURAL!!!! pls vape wif me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
“Very bold of you to ask an angel to partake in such unholy activity. It’s almost admirable, if it weren’t also audacious. Clean your act up, or there’ll be a spot in hell for you.”
"Wasn't weed used in a lot of old religious practices? The idea of weed is sin is actually very modern last I checked. Girl, I'm pretty sure Saint Peter smokes it. If his twink butt can have it and keep his wings, I think you'll be fine."
You said it, sister! Although, if I may speak… Weed used for spiritual or medicinal purposes is vastly different from using it as a quick escape route for a slow day. Buuut, your body, your temple.
“If you were using cannabis for religious practice, why would you use a vape? At that point, it would be more dignified to just roll it up and smoke it raw.”
That is another point, I suppose. But who are we to judge modern technological advancements? I heard they’re using rollercoasters to spread gospel these days. Vapes aren’t the worst addition to this century's methods of evangelism.
IT'S JUST WEED!!!! WEED IS NATURAL!!!! pls vape wif me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
“Very bold of you to ask an angel to partake in such unholy activity. It’s almost admirable, if it weren’t also audacious. Clean your act up, or there’ll be a spot in hell for you.”
"Wasn't weed used in a lot of old religious practices? The idea of weed is sin is actually very modern last I checked. Girl, I'm pretty sure Saint Peter smokes it. If his twink butt can have it and keep his wings, I think you'll be fine."
You said it, sister! Although, if I may speak… Weed used for spiritual or medicinal purposes is vastly different from using it as a quick escape route for a slow day. Buuut, your body, your temple.
Why do you where your cross right side up?
Just part of the outfit I was given. Personally, I don’t see a point in using my own death as a fashion statement. Seems a bit redundant, does it not? I didn’t see myself worthy of dying like Him, so why would I then feel worthy of claiming an inversion of His symbol?
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I fucking hate this app. No, I fucking hate people. Fucking scammers. This app is my safe space, but because someone claimed to have falsely reported my accounts ( @sonofadam-abel & @lucifer-kingof-hell ), I fucking lost them. I hadn't had anyone tell me they reported my account before, so I just went with what they told me to do, because I didn't want to lose my accounts They sent me a discord account claiming to be a Tumblr support person to talk to, the account they sent me to had me do a bunch of shit that lead to me logging out of my account. Then said they need money for a fucking apeal to get a ban off my account, and now I can't log back into my account. I contacted Tumblr support, but I don't fucking know what to do to get my accounts back. If anyone has any other ideas please tell me, because I would love to keep my fucking safe space.
My other accounts besides ones already named were; @jax-talks , @kokich1-0uma , @kazuichi-s0da , @loser-angel , and @the-radiodemon-alastor
I’m dying
please
hhelp 🩸🩸🩸
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO-!!!! SOMEONE CALL A MEDIC OR SOMETHING-!?!?!
I’ll get the mop. You herd the sheep. The higher-ups will sort this out. A fall from grace this early in the morning? Bit embarrassing. Some of us are trying to sleep.
Hate to say this but i’m pretty sure he used to make fun of you behind your back too
Oh....I hope he doesn't still do that-
@ijustwatchthedoor ?
Hmmm? Well… I don’t say anything I wouldn’t admit to you directly. Not sure where these rumors are coming from though. You’re not very good at stalking me if that’s the only dirt you have. No specifics? Just baseless accusations?
And I usually only really talk to you and Emily anyway? Other than that i’ve kinda got a job that takes up most of my time. Reeeal stimulating stuff. Not enough space in my schedule for dramatics with my boyfriend. He’s clumsy. I like to mess with him sometimes! Harmless fun, nothing more.
Fucking queers
- @vincentwhittman-vox
You’re not wrong! And your point is?
I hate gay people
To each their own! But between you and me, that might just be why i’m in heaven and you’re still stuck down there.
Fucking queers
- @vincentwhittman-vox
You’re not wrong! And your point is?
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PETER!! SOMEONE ASKED ME HOW MANY PICKLES I CAN SHOVE UP MY ASS!! - @sonofadam-abel
Good question! And what kind are we talking about? Gherkins? Spears?
DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS-!!
WHY WOULD I SHOVE PICKLES UP MY ASS-!?
Encourage what? I’m simply doing a bit of probing. Speaking of probing… Pick your poison!
PETER!! SOMEONE ASKED ME HOW MANY PICKLES I CAN SHOVE UP MY ASS!! - @sonofadam-abel
Good question! And what kind are we talking about? Gherkins? Spears?
