āwhatās something youāre looking forward to doing in america?āĀ
yoongi:Ā Iāve always wanted to nap in a different country.
taehyung: -rapping-
yoongi: I think Iām going to get indigestion
namjoon: oh! thereās a prize thatād be perfect for you yoongi.
yoongi: is it cash
yoongi, standing in a massive wardrobe: why donāt I have any clothes.Ā
jin: sandeul is 25? why is he so old??
yoongi, leaning up to whisper in jinās ear: you areĀ also Old
jhope: suga! can you say a word for our fans?
yoongi: a word
jhope: a little more than that
yoongi: two wordsĀ
[picking someone for punishment]
āI pick someone who I love very muchā¦.myself.āĀ
Interviewer: what is something youād like to throw away in 2018
jin: I want to throw my old pictures away
namjoon: I want to throw unnecessary thoughts away
yoongi: I want to throw myself away
yoongi, playing the role of a female exchange student:Ā
you think Iām a pushover? i have a gun in my bag
jungkook: here, take my jacket, its cold.
female exchange student yoongi:Ā I think I like your shirt better.Ā
āSince the wifi was down, Iāve spent a lot of time thinking about who I am as a person.āĀ
taehyung: you know, I was seriously considering putting those Min Yoongi standees you gave me for christmas on sale online
yoongi: if you did that, I would have bought them and given them to you again.Ā
yoongi: itād be like a mobius strip
yoongi, after taking a picture of some ducks:Ā I want to eat ducks
jhope: there is no love in your heart, how can you see a duck and then instantly crave it as a meal????
yoongi: Iām a surrealist.Ā
taehyung: the red frosting on this cake is really good
yoongi, bursting into the room: rED FLaVOR?
yoongi:Ā iāM cURiOus hONeY (the lyrics to red velvetās song, red flavor)Ā
āYou would think,Ā āhe must have gone outside at some pointā but no. I really didnāt set foot out of this room all day.āĀ
[when yoongi had to choose a colored card to win uno]Ā
yoongi: -leans down and presses ear to uno cards-
yoongi: I can hear itā¦. itās talking to meā¦. its talking to meā¦..its telling meā¦ āim a colored oneā
-card is colored-
bts: -incredulous yelling-Ā
jungkook: Iād rather die than live without passion
yoongi: everyone, jungkook is going to die soon!
2013 yoongi, forced to wear a maid outfit: hiphop is dead.
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