Headcanon hell-

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knife and lightbulb are secret besties. they do the stupidest stuff together and run away and dont talk for a month before repeating the cycle

Painty and Test Tube like talking about ii2, and they talk about basically everything, their personal growth, Lightbulb, Prime Shimmers, how Painty came out, etc. Some of the new contestants like to sit with them while they tell all these crazy stories about MePhone having major daddy issues and make fun of the big fella

Taco and trophy are siblings,paintbrush found out because they saw trophies lock screen which was him and taco doing a selfie,they didn't tell anybody since trophy would probably just be annoying towards them and they don't really like trophy being obnoxious and loud, especially when prides mad -Jay

TW:food mentioned

soap is totally the mom friend-

i also headcanon that MePhone4 & Lightblub could become close friends & eventually maybe have a sibling-like relationship, i saw this idea in a fanfic somewhere & it's my favorite. plus it'd make sense bc remember when Lightbulb imitated MePhone4's glitching flawlessly? anyways i love the idea of MePhone4 & Lightbulb being like siblings, it makes me smile :)

so oj's the only 1 who's tried mephone4's cookies if i remember correctly. cookies normally taste bad in orange juice, so i think the cookies only tasted bad 2 oj bc he's orange juice. mephone4's cookies are probably rlly good but nobody wants 2 eat them bc oj claims they taste bad :(

yet another headcanon: Paintbrush enjoys painting pictures with warm colors in them, such as orange, yellow, or brown. basically colors u see during the fall/autumn

Hehe taco is heavy mitski enjoyer

i headcanon that Paintbrush has an anxiety disorder(totally not me projecting onto Paintbrush bc i kin them), & when they get an anxiety attack, Lightbulb usually tries 2 help them calm down. though since Lightbulb ain't in season 3, Painty gets help from Candle, who teaches everybody calming excerises so they stay calmer. sorry 4 the rambling i'm just hyperfixated on object shows atm

Headcanon that whenever a bunch of people are randomly popping in, Paintbrush will 'jokingly' say "Ew, people" except they're not joking

ggrhrgdhfhghh cheesy angst in my head forever . i really do genuinely dont think that the 'chaotic funny pun guy' thing that he has isnt who he actually is . he had 3 brothers and often they were really rude , they often made fun of him or were generally rude . he got pushed around and people messed with him a lot but unfortunately , as a kid he took the idea of 'looking at the bright side of things' way too seriously . he took it to such extents to when his brothers would get pissed at him he would just be grinning , trying to desperately grab at any strings of "Well it cant be worse than ____ !" . his mindset is essentially "fake it and you'll (probably) make it" . his brothers also often made fun of him for his interests (really mostly his baking - they usually insulted it or just brushed it off or just deliberately didnt want to try it) which lead to him being a lot more quiet . he stopped baking more often (despite still making recepies) and eventually one day he went to a library and found a pun book . And naturally , he ingrained it into himself , who doesnt like making others laugh ? Of course he still got made fun of for it , but he prevailed . He eventually became a part time comedian and a full time advertiser , getting an ad spot in II season 1 and upon stumbling across season 2 sign ups he decided "Hey , I should join this ." He eventually got eliminated , of course , but really , thats what he was signing up for anyways .

Taco and blueberry are gay married -Jay

tissues steals trophys french press from time to time to make coffee and it makes trophy So Fucking Mad that eventually he just. Got him a coffee maker

I think Taylor confirmed this but OJ changes personality based on the beverage inside him