Old habits must die

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.