"I HATE THAT YOU ASKED WHAT I HATE!"

(I HATE THAT FONT TEAGAN!!)

MY NAME SHRIMPO. IM THE BEST AND I HATE EVERYONE!

IM HIM/THEM SO RESPECT IT!!!!!

-from the creator! 👇

:⁠-⁠[ DNI/BOUNDARIES :⁠-⁠\

1 • No NSFW!

the creator of this blog is a minor! please don't have asks or art related to teashrimp NFSW! (at least don't send the NSFW art to me or @the-tea-party-hostess please!)

2 • No homophobia, fatphobia, racism, ect (you get the idea)

this one is obvious.

(optional but preferred)

This and @the-tea-party-hostess have TEASHRIMP blogs! We would appreciate if the asks are mainly teashrimp related! and if not that, shirmpo related HERE! ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ

I love you so much I'm giving you type 1 diabetes <3 Also you're invading my school papers, are you happy?

"Well, as much as I HATE tea parties, I do go to her stupid parties. About that last part.. I'm not saying s###."

- @wurldsbestgambler -

I just stole Teagans ultra deluxe special limited edition tea set...IT IS MINE NOW >:D

*stare*

THINK FAST, CHUCKLENUTS!!!!1!1!1!

*THROWS 14 HUNGRY RATS AT YOU WHILE DOING A JJBA POSE ADORABLY LIKE THOSE 2017 ROBLOX ROLEPLAYERS AND FLEES INTO A NEARBY PIT*

".. why is eveRYONE EATING MY KIND IN FRONT OF ME! I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS! I SHOULD OF KNEW THIS TUMBLR THING WAS A BAD IDEA!!"

"WHY IS EVERYONE ASKING ME THIS TEAGAN STUFF?? IF ONE MORE PERSON ASKS THIS, I WILL MURDER ALL OF YOU!!"