ihateprompts

as celebrities ????? ..... im cooking

"hold my hand" "absolutely not" "they'll think somethings wrong if you don't" *grabs hand and kisses cheek*

staying at a hotel but theres only one bed

kissing in private as 'practise'

"if we do this, we need rules" "rules? for dating? seriously?"

wearing eachothers clothes publicly to 'keep up the image'

"all you have to do is stand there and look pretty, it shouldn't be that hard" "it's not gonna be hard at all, thanks!"

"you have to admit we look good together" "i don't have to admit anything"

"i think i might be falling for you" *laugh* "good one!"

acting like a couple in private to 'stay in character'

fake dating with benefits??

meticulously planning 'candid' photos

living together so people dont get suspicious

coming up with a ridiculous story on how they got together to see if people would believe it

flirting as an act turning to real flirting

"why did you kiss me with tongue?!" "'cause it was kinda funny"

"i hate you" "there's people coming" and now they're making out

using the most embarrassing pet names they can think of

"you're not even a good actor" *has 4 oscars*

reasons for fake dating:

to make ones ex jealous

so ones ex leaves them alone

so they dont have to attend award shows alone

for media attention

to avoid media attention (but they end up gaining more)

for fun

"You look good..." "You don't have to sound so surprised."

"Why are you looking at me like that?" "I'm not looking at you any differently than usual." "Somehow that answer is worse."

"I think I might actually like you." "Gross, take that back."

"Don't say what you don't mean."

"Just because we've kissed in front of some cameras does not mean I like you." "Then why are you still holding my hand?"

"This is my 'in love' face" "You look constipated.. Aren't you an actor? Damn."

"Remember, it's not real."

"Don't worry, at the very least I won't make you look bad." "I don't actually think that's possible." "Careful, I might just think you mean that."

"Was that in the script?"

Reasons for fake dating, the celebrity edition:

one of them is trying to improve/change their reputation

they're trying to distance themselves or distract from past actions with relationship hype

taking advantage of extra exposure that relationship hype would bring

to push their latest project

there was a misunderstanding and people already believe they're together

to use as an excuse for privacy

to avoid fan "shipping" behaviour detracting from their projects(i.e: everytime they're in a new movie/release a new song people speculate about if they're dating their costar/who the song is about)

their fans like them together

as celebrities ????? ..... im cooking

"hold my hand" "absolutely not" "they'll think somethings wrong if you don't" *grabs hand and kisses cheek*

staying at a hotel but theres only one bed

kissing in private as 'practise'

"if we do this, we need rules" "rules? for dating? seriously?"

wearing eachothers clothes publicly to 'keep up the image'

"all you have to do is stand there and look pretty, it shouldn't be that hard" "it's not gonna be hard at all, thanks!"

"you have to admit we look good together" "i don't have to admit anything"

"i think i might be falling for you" *laugh* "good one!"

acting like a couple in private to 'stay in character'

fake dating with benefits??

meticulously planning 'candid' photos

living together so people dont get suspicious

coming up with a ridiculous story on how they got together to see if people would believe it

flirting as an act turning to real flirting

"why did you kiss me with tongue?!" "'cause it was kinda funny"

"i hate you" "there's people coming" and now they're making out

using the most embarrassing pet names they can think of

"you're not even a good actor" *has 4 oscars*

reasons for fake dating:

to make ones ex jealous

so ones ex leaves them alone

so they dont have to attend award shows alone

for media attention

to avoid media attention (but they end up gaining more)

for fun

To get parents/family off their tail abt not dating someone

To keep creeps/crazed fans away (bonus: A standing right next to B when getting harassed and one or the other just decides “I’m your partner now”)

They’ve had more than enough of paparazzi continuously asking/assuming they’re together and eventually just go with the ruse

One has a MASSIVE secret crush on the other and will just do anything they say

to promote the movie they are leads in (robert pattinson and kristen stewart)

to promote a song they collab with (shawn mendes and camila cabello)

A has an already-made song about someone else/no one in particular and it's a love song so they date another celebrity to make fans more interested

+ bonus if B is in a similar situation/thinks could promote a future song like that as well (taylor swift and harry styles)

other reasons

A got involved in a scandal recently and their team is trying to diverge attention

A is an upcoming artist/model (more common) and their team manages a contract with B, a big-name celebrity, to help them get their name out (liam payne and danielle peazer)

A is someone with a more childish image and wants the "scandal" to help change their image to something more mature (miley cyrus and avan jogia, though they didn't actually date i think)

+ bonus if B is a celebrity with a more vulgar image (ariana grande and mac miller, who she also had collab'd with)

A has been involved in their fair share of controversies, has stayed out of the public eye for some time and would like to show a cleaner/recovered image by dating B, who has an unchallenged good-person image

PR relationships are very common in general and are usually done under a contract their own teams set up for them, including how long it will last, type of stuff they'll be seen doing, how much skinship is allowed, etc., and whenever they'll go out the tabloids are usually contacted so they are there to photograph. i think including something like this could be them investigating their growing feelings even more interesting!

as celebrities ????? ..... im cooking

"hold my hand" "absolutely not" "they'll think somethings wrong if you don't" *grabs hand and kisses cheek*

staying at a hotel but theres only one bed

kissing in private as 'practise'

"if we do this, we need rules" "rules? for dating? seriously?"

wearing eachothers clothes publicly to 'keep up the image'

"all you have to do is stand there and look pretty, it shouldn't be that hard" "it's not gonna be hard at all, thanks!"

"you have to admit we look good together" "i don't have to admit anything"

"i think i might be falling for you" *laugh* "good one!"

acting like a couple in private to 'stay in character'

fake dating with benefits??

meticulously planning 'candid' photos

living together so people dont get suspicious

coming up with a ridiculous story on how they got together to see if people would believe it

flirting as an act turning to real flirting

"why did you kiss me with tongue?!" "'cause it was kinda funny"

"i hate you" "there's people coming" and now they're making out

using the most embarrassing pet names they can think of

"you're not even a good actor" *has 4 oscars*

reasons for fake dating:

to make ones ex jealous

so ones ex leaves them alone

so they dont have to attend award shows alone

for media attention

to avoid media attention (but they end up gaining more)

for fun

To get parents/family off their tail abt not dating someone

To keep creeps/crazed fans away (bonus: A standing right next to B when getting harassed and one or the other just decides “I’m your partner now”)

They’ve had more than enough of paparazzi continuously asking/assuming they’re together and eventually just go with the ruse

One has a MASSIVE secret crush on the other and will just do anything they say