ihailey's text-only blog for shits n giggles

it's the thought that cunts

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

rip Achilles you would've loved hightop sneakers

the worst part about kissing a perfect 10 is how cold the mirror feels on my lips

tumblr staff whistling and scattering checkmark crumbs across the ground for the twitter birds

diagnosed with woman in her twenties disease

I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

and are the “new people joining tumblr” in the room with us right now

unfollower exit interview

are there actually new tumblr users or are we just memeing ourselves into a fever dream where this site is popular again like two hundred thousand people hallucinating as they die in a trench

*twirls strand of hair around my finger* hes just soooo (starts describing the absolute worst man in the history of the world)

so much of life is needing to pee. enough already

Smack your own ass, live a little

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

when an npc in a sneak games goes “What was that” babygirl dont worry about it 

if stuart little tried to talk to me id just look away or pretend to not hear him

idk how anyone could ever get lost in new york when its been replicated in so many spiderman games. there is no city on earth you should be more prepared to navigate