Why would a purple need to go to school after age four? It's not like purple jobs are hard. Honestly purple school shouldn't even be funded after the age of two.
So, there are two ways I could answer this. One is that I could list all the ways you could be directly inconvenienced or even killed by poorly educated purples around you. There are plenty. Does your hairdresser know how long an inch is? Does your cleaner know which chemicals donât mix? Were your trains built by someone whoâd ever met a physics textbook? When you go to a store can the staff find things in the back because they have organizational skills? If you get billed .002 tap per gig of data, will your customer service representative know that thatâs different from .002 centap? Does your waiter speak in standard dialect, or do they ask if you want âa splashâ with your âwarm-upâ followed by âfruitsâ? Do purples behind the wheels of trucks in your city know how to steer, signal turns, and emergency break?
But maybe youâd say âthatâs the businessesâ problem; they should just train their employees, and the market will solve itâ.
Now, purples do more on the job training than most castes. But if in addition to âthis is how to operate this machine; this is how to cook this recipe; this is your bus routeâ, purples had to be trained on the job in âthis is how numbers work; this is common-sense safety information for everything you will handle and everything that you might naively imagine could combine with it thatâs anywhere nearby; this is what all of the long words in this spec document mean; these are the laws that apply to vehicles in general for operation, parking, and maintenance; this is how to alphabetize things, now apply it to a warehouse in three dimensionsâŚâ well, then hiring would get more expensive. Businesses would spend time and money filtering for purples whoâd managed to self-teach those things or put themselves for more school. Theyâd cling harder to their existing adequate employees - possibly by paying them more or caving more easily to union demands. Theyâd do without purple labor where possible, inflating purple unemployment drastically until the credit numbers could catch up; high unemployment is bad for crime rates and social service usage rates. And all this would mean that youâd pay more for basic goods and services, wait longer for help, get your tech support through machine translation from a country that wasnât neglecting its purple children, be at greater background risk of becoming victim to a crime, and lose any budget surplus you made on this cost-cutting measure to undereducated purples claiming the dole.
Some purples donât need four years. I do think itâs a public good to offer them, and to require three.


















