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Deal?”

        ❝ ...Fine. Deal. It felt weird to talk about Him that way anyway.                           ...I’ll let it go. ❞

Also, you might seriously want to reconsider discussing your genitals in public– private conversation or not. Take it to the bedroom.”

          ❝...HONESTLY KAZUKI. Nothing is private with you around.                             INCLUDING THE BEDROOM. ❞

“…Says the one that was apparently eavesdropping on mine and Askin’s conversation. What was that about privacy?”

        ❝ Returnin’ the favor. And for the record, Jugram was a capable kid                   before you ever came into the picture, and so was I. Now I’d                   appreciate it if you’d lay off the helicopter parenting. I have                   spent nearly 1,000 years tryin’ to get him to open back up to                   me and don’t need you, or your comrade in arms, fucking up                   every bit of effort we’ve put in to this. So, I’m gonna ask this                   once, nicely, for Jugram’s sake-                           Please. Lay off.             If you’re worried about me hurting him, you haven’t been paying            attention. ❞

“His Majesty wouldn’t approve if we ‘off’ed you. Besides it’s not even because of that– I’m happy for Jugo– it’s just none of us want to keep hearing about your genitals.”

      ❝ On the contrary, I don’t think he’d mind at all.                    -- I don’t give a shit? Shut off your god damn ears,                      stick your nose back up your ass, and lay off my fuckery.                      The only reason it keeps being brought up is because you                       two won’t shut up about it.         I’m capable of having a conversation with MY LOVER in private. Are                the rest of you capable of fucking the fuck off? ❞

Like what? Your gobblers?

        No. They’re already named Herman and Earl.

I honestly think I would have preferred Turkey Purple.

           You can name something else Turkey Purple.

Well, he certainly dodged a bullet there.

       SLAMS DOOR on you too.

Which is exactly what you’re not getting tonight.

       You go into a coma, wake up, and give me nothing but shit about Cynthia.                                 FINE.

What dick was that again?

          ....But.....

I will not be dissuaded with the weird names you’ve given your penis.

       Now you know very well that my dick’s name is Cynthia.

don’t be jealous bazz 

        ...? How do you know how much dick I’m getting?                         It is literally none of your business.