It's a moral imperative that we write more sex scenes which are
Weird
Uncomfortable
Not good for anyone involved
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It's a moral imperative that we write more sex scenes which are
Weird
Uncomfortable
Not good for anyone involved

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Ao3 version that lets you open the 'director's cut' where I, the author, explain every detail in excruciating detail to you and what it is in reference to.
#itās called sending me an ask and I tell you way more info than you actually wanted @newbromantics
for your guessing game: breath!
oooo y'all are gonna enjoy this one
Dizzy just from the view (title pending), a.k.a. Clegan smut for smut's sake, feat. the RAF Mk. 4A anti-gravity suit. I refuse to do in-depth research on this one, work out the details of where it fits in canon, or pay too much mind characterisation, they just gon fuck and it's gon be hot bc i said so. Also i'm hand-writing it at work into a very pretty TWA log book.
"How are you feeling, Major Egan?" "Like an Easter ham." Bucky scratched over his newfangled anti-gravity suit. Allegedly, they were testing to see how they wore on the long run, and if they were at all useful for bomber crews; allegedly, they were meant to keep blood where it was needed at altitude; practically, they were weird nylon corsets combined with chaps, with a dangly tube meant to connect to a plane's pneumatic system, and they squeezed his gut something terrible. He took half a drag of his cigarette before hitting the limit of his g-suit, and cursed under his breath.
the hot chocolate enjoyer when you ask where all the milk is going so fast:
iāve seen this user post this photo as a sort of reaction image a couple times now and it makes me laugh every time. because this is the incredibly elusive marbled cat and they really do just have a tendency to look so pitiful, guilty, and empty in the head. so hereās some more photos of them looking like thereās just one marble bouncing around their skull:
was gonna be cheeky and say something stupid like 'the' but instead let's go with 'time'
lmao thank you for not torturing me :,D
I'm pasting in a section instead of a sentence, bc my not so secret agenda is creating an army of people willing to die for SRP Mama Rosie, and I write too slow to do that in a timely (pun not intended) manner
He can't see his Mama from all the people still between them, but he can hear her first hiccuping sob just fine. Some things are just universally true: water is wet, the sky tends to be blue, overly long train rides are torture, and if anything remotely big happens, Mama will cry. The crowds finally part enough to reveal Rose Rosenthal in all her five-foot-nothing, weepy glory, and Rosie's heart clenches at a sudden flood of emotion he's too tired to untangle. His Mama has a few more gray hairs than he remembers, but she's still the same beloved little woman, plump as a partridge and short enough that he can tuck her comfortably under his arm, rosy cheeks shiny with tears she's uselessly dabbing at with a faded pink polkadot handkerchief. When Rosie reaches them, he doesn't even have time to greet his father before his Mama is upon him: she wraps her arms around his waist and squeaks something that might be his name before burying her face in his chest, where his countless damn medals would go if he bothered with them; she's a much more welcome weight. Sweet honeysuckle scent steals into Rosie's nose, singing softly of home; he folds around his Mama's warm embrace. "Hi, Mama," he croaks, voice rough, part from disuse, part from the tears choking him all of a sudden. He strokes her back, to calm her, to calm himself, or maybe both. "I'm home."

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Send me a word, if itās in my wip document Iāll answer your ask with the sentence that it appears in
me: i donāt want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish
people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11„fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf”sh, gel lee fisk
result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish
conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.
Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.
This. Please. Whether I'm avoiding spoilers for a show or people promoting eating disorders, if I block a tag it means I don't want to see it. Spell your fucking tags properly.
!!!!!!!
DO NOT CENSOR TAGS
AND SURE AS FUCK DON'T CENSOR WARNING LISTS/WARNING TAGS
WE SAY SHIT HERE SIR

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i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week
ok kids repeat after me
vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas,Ā which is highly toxic
ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic
rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic
hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive
be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok
why it so dangerous to be clean
As someone whoās job is to handle chemicals like this, I need to state that this information is IMPORTANT. Plenty of people have accidentally injured or killed themselves at home because they didnāt know what kind of reaction certain substances have with one another. Play it safe and donāt mix chemicals.
Also donāt use bleach to clean up urine itāll create chloramine bc of the ammonia in it and you can give yourself chemical pnemonia that way
Every time I see āhelpfulā posts telling people to mix these things while cleaning I cringe with my entire body.
reblogging in this time of heightened interest in disinfectants. please donāt get fancy
Pick one. Stick with that one.Ā
Please return us to a world where Notp and squick are used for a ship you donāt like instead of just making up a load of bullshit about how immoral it is or w/e lolĀ
a short selection of concepts and phrases that used to be commonplace in fandom and weād really benefit from making that a thing again:
NOTP: the opposite of an OTP (One True Pairing). It is a ship a fan strongly dislikes. The word is a portmanteau of ānoā and āOTPā and thus is not a contraction of any particular phrase.
Squick: anything that is a deep-seated, visceral turn-off. Squicks may be shared by many fans or be specific to one; one personās kink may be another personās squick.
YKINMKATO, or kink-tomato: Your Kink Is Not My Kink, And Thatās Okay: used to indicate support for fannish diversity and to distinguish between disapproval or kink shaming and simply having different taste.
DLDR: Donāt Like, Donāt Read: a phrase used to warn against complaints about an aspect of fic or meta. A ālive and let liveā philosophy of fandom, which places the responsability for avoiding content one doesnāt want to see on the side of the fanwork consumer, rather that on the creatorās.
SALS: Ship And Let Ship: similar to the above specifically about shipping tastes.
YMMV: Your Mileage May Vary: a phrase used to acknowledge that any given individualās personal opinion on the topic at hand may differ due to their own tastes, standards, values, experiences, etc.
As the OP points out, all of these crucially imply no moral judgment of what theyāre designing.
(definitions lifted more or less wholesale from fanloreās relevant pages)
bring the healthy fun back to fandom!
You know who you are <3
list of mutuals that are FUNDAMENTAL for a healthy dashboard ecosystem (in no particular order): complainers, 30 year olds, emotionally stunted women, underachievers, people with a sedentary lifestyle, eastern europeans, workaholics and last but not least killjoy feminists

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fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.
like I mean this very seriously as writing advice. the character should experience events and make decisions that make them different at the end of the story. they should be changed. they do not have to be improved.
they can get worse. they can make decisions of an increasingly terrible nature. they can stop taking risks on kindness. they can discover how much they can get away with. they can find religion, or abandon it, with negative effects on their moral creed. the character has to develop. the character does not have to grow.
My elderly father started talking about how frustrating he finds āthe pronouns thingā and I was like. Oh no. He had such a good stand on this, heās been they/them-ing his cishet siblings for godās sake! Is he regressing?? And he was talking about how difficult it is to remember, and how onerous it feels to expect strangers to keep track of it, and Iām like oh no oh no.
Then he says, āI mean, the problem isnāt the gender thing. The problem is four words: she, her, he, and him. We got rid of stewardess and turned it into flight attendant. It doesnāt matter if the flight attendant is a man or woman, so we got rid of it. We just need to get rid of those. I donāt need to know.ā
āYou donāt need to know⦠peopleās gender?ā
āNo. I donāt care, I donāt need to know, and I donāt want to remember it.ā
So we can relax. Itās just a continuation of his crusade to they/them the world. He doesnāt want to remember anyoneās gender. Heās abolishing the genders.
Your dad is so powerful
He is so so correct
*They are so correct.