Wishing i was i mermaid

+ bonus

“AUTO! Earth is amazing! These are called “farms”. Humans would put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow food - like, pizza!”

# don’t mess with Danielle de Barbarac

“Yes! It’s us! The Good Boys!” 

This is a Hanfu (Chinese):

This is a Cheongsam (Chinese):

This is a Hanbok (Korean):

Any questions? 

ao dai (vietnamese)

Cows trying to scare Canada goose 

“Fun fact! Baby elephants, much like human babies, aren’t able to fully control their trunks because their motor skills haven’t fully developed so they plunge their face into the water to drink =)

Although this cutie is obviously playing lol 😍” 

Holy fuckin shit!

MA! Ma come outside! There’s a fuckin moose or a buffalo or some shit they’re fight-

*car beeps/yeets off screen*

Where the fuck are you goin!?

MA!

‘oly shit!

This is some fuckin national geographic shit MA CALL THE FUCKING COPS OR THE ASPCA!

THERE’S ANIMALS FIGHTIN IN THE FRONT LAWN!