tears don't fall

Which only made a fool of themselves. They should know better. You’re more than welcome! I was? Oh my… Thank you! As Elena, Katherine or Amara?

Amen to that. you were indeed, I loved Katherine actually. People seemed to favor Elena more.. 

A guy I don’t know just sent me nudes to my phone. Either I got really drunk one night and don’t remember who I gave my number to, or it’s an incorrect number. Probably the second one.

If you rarely drink such as myself then it is definitely most likely the second one.

Maybe they really didn’t listen when people say size doesn’t matter. Decided they need to prove that it does, even though it doesn’t, so got the biggest one they could find. I’m glad I could have been of some help then! You’ve got a cute smile, so. I know, I have to say I’m a fan.

Yes but then they demolished themselves so their argument is invalid. Oh, well thank you for that! You were my favourite on The Vampire Diaries. 

Probably? I think it’s almost certain that they are. I’m Nina by the way. Sorry we had to meet this way.

That is their own fault for buying one that huge. I ain’t even sorry, I am the most amused I have been in months. I’m Liam.

As do I.

A taco sounds great right about now. 

About the size of my arm. 

Holy fucker. That person who owns it is probably dead.

“It’s your choice I guess.”

“I’d rather be safe, y’know.”

I can’t say I’ve never came into contact with one, or used one, but never one this big. Of course it would be odd. It’s a giant dildo we are talking about.

Understandable. Uh, how big are we talkin’ exactly? 

“Is it national be boring day or something, mate?”

“I’d just rather not hurt myself. It would happen, I’m accident prone.”

You’re actually not the first person to tell me they worry about me. It’s clearly a problem. I didn’t even realise they made them that big, but… I mean… The situation could happen to anyone, right?

I would hope not. Yeah, I hadn’t had to use one, ever or come in contact with one thankfully. I suppose but it would be super odd.

“You know when you’re too hungry to fall asleep, but too tired to get up and get something to eat? Yeah, I’m at that point right now.”

“My daily struggle, really.”

Settling in a new place is a lot more work than it appears to be, i’m not even halfway finished with my things and I already want to crawl in bed.

I didn’t even both unpacking, I just shoved it all to the side. Does that makes me seem more lazy than I really am?

This is all hypothetical, I swear… But, say I found a monster dildo in those bushes over there… Like, huge… The size of my arm… What would you suggest I do? Leave it? Take it & sell it on eBay? Call the cops? Again, hypothetical… Totally not a real situation that is plaguing my mind right now.

You see, I am just a little bit worried about you? Do you ever think you will be in that situation or?

I’m awkward as shit also, even if it may not seem like it at times. No, it’s no worries at all love, I’d rather properly introduce myself, if that’s alright with you of course… I’m Liam, what’s your name?

Well… You’re very good at playing it off… Uh… It’s nice to meet you Liam… I’m Katerina.

Because I’m really awkward and when I get nervous I tend to ramble pointlessly and then I make a fool of myself because I just keep talking and if you couldn’t tell the fact that I’m talking to you actually makes me even more nervous because I love your music… Yeah.

I’m awkward as shit also, even if it may not seem like it at times. No, it’s no worries at all love, I’d rather properly introduce myself, if that’s alright with you of course... I’m Liam, what’s your name?

I honestly don’t think I’ve ever been so nervous. I’ve fully unpacked just to keep myself busy… And I hate unpacking.

Why are you so nervous? Everything is all good. 

“Care to join me up here?”

“My feet belong down here mate.”