victor [she/her]

¬ FRNKIERO ANDTHE CELLABRATION- JOYRIDING

¬ FRNKIERO AND THE CELLABRATION- I WANNA BE ADORED (the stone roses cover)

i found you asleep in the stacks. we’re closed. please go home.

i’m too short to reach the top shelf and too stubborn to get a stool. you watched me take a running leap for it before you offered to grab the book for me

you reserved the book i wanted to check out first and i hate you for it

no, i cannot help you find your textbook if you don’t know what it’s called. “it has a blue cover” doesn’t help

you have rented and returned the entire buffy the vampire series in the span of 8 days. are you okay.

you said that shakespeare was dumb while checking out fight club and i am ready to Fight You

you saw me dancing to my ipod while reshelving books. please don’t judge me. or tell my boss.

I’m always pulling books you reserved so I’ve started leaving little notes in them for you.

WHY DID YOU ANNOTATE A LIBRARY BOOK IN PEN.

someone left a comment card in the suggestions box that says “the reference librarian is super cute” and now all of the reference librarians are arguing over who it’s for

i walked in on you and your boyfriend making out in the upper level and now french lit is ruined for me forever

your study group ordered pizza to the library and you let me have some

you brought your drunk friend to the library and then left them passed out in the play section. why would you do this.

You have to add smudges though if you really want it to look like a pencil