game grumps ask meme (pt 2)
âYour mouth is saying those words but your eyes say bullshit.â
âThose coins are probably worth tons of coins.â
âUM. EXCUSE ME. Those arms look like hugging machines!â
âHopefully these paper-thin bushes will protect me from cop bullets.â
âWhatâs up you salty sailors?â
âDonât give me your fucking alliteration.â
âOh, you feel them. You can feel a seething hatred and I can sense it.â
âAnd I know I love it because I do it. Wait.â
âThese weird looking fish have been showing up lately were about to eat me.â
âAt age 6, I was born without a face.â
âFirst of all, I think heâs got a very nice ass.â
âHavenât you ever heard Cheese Nipples by The Fruit Barfs?â
âOh just lick my ass.â
âThereâs two things I donât make fun of people for⌠music and their laugh.â
âIâm super excited about failure.â
âIâm glad I get to give this guy a hand job everyday!â
âMy plan, it worked.â
âWe had that in the bag. And you grabbed ANOTHER FUCKING RHOMBUS.â
âI love video games, and theyâre fun, but this one isnât.â
âIâm a poet and fuck you.â
âIâm not in a position to come at anyone, bro.â
âI was this close to lining up my knuckles and punching you square in the groont.â
âPractice is for the weak!â
âFive coins in the bank, invested in stocks. Apple. Gotta get it early!â
âOkay. Okay. Alright BOUNCY BOX.â
âIâm gonna take him out back, and give him some chocolates.â
âOh, youâre talking about your penis.â
âEvery minute of this I just get harder and harder.â
âStep on him. Step on him and crush him. Mail the remains to his family.â
âItâs probably the wrong one but bear with me, Iâm an idiot.â
âI wish you were fast.â
âAlright, uh, aliens dude. This concludes our service please come up for the crackers.â
âYou may not recognize me because I was wearing sunglasses. I wrote an internet song about dinosaurs and lasers in 2010.â
âI mean I canât tell you the specifics because it involves tradingyourlifeforces.â
âIâm glad we came to that conclusion. Separately. From each other.â
âPussy built this place and pussy will tear it down!â
âI have a specific set of skills⌠and they all involve masturbating.â
âYeah go on, tell me how you would have sex with the cat.â
âYou canât open up the story of my life, and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me.â
âThis game looks like it should be in black and white and in French.â
âThe Bananas has gone bad!â
âCome on computer, use your thinky bits!â
âFolks, strap on your butts âcuz weâre goinâ in!â
âI could totally stab someone to death or something.â
â620 blaze it.â
âIâm like⌠low to moderately scared someone will steal my kidneys.â
âThis game is a glitch that occasionally breaks out into a game.â
âWHAT KIND OF PIKACHU IS THAT?!â
âSiri, how many boobs does a fox have?â
âTruly the game of life is about money and bitches.â
âLetâs have some hot duck action.â
âItâs not murder, itâs for science.â
âYaâ know aesthetically, this game is just above a piece of shit.â
âAll of this time used for playing this game could have been used for smoking heroin.â
âThat five seconds is all I need to punch myself repeatedly in the face.â
âWelcome back, Iâm your toast with the most!â
âI just like to start shit.â
âThis experience is really teaching me alot about what being bread is all about.â
âI sure hope talent is sexually transmitted for when we make love later.â
âHold on I am clearing my google search term of âechidna penisâ and replacing it with âBowie pressure lyrics.ââ
âThatâs how you help things, funnels of death.â
âFirst of all, language. Second of all, FUCK!â
âThatâs when I get twice as high, at 8:40 at night. Thatâs for the professionals only.â
âThere was no Twitter. It was 1980.â
âI wish my whole body was a party.â
âI could see them doing a Peanuts anime.â
âThe rumour come out: Does Bruno Mars is gay?â
âWhat am I? Some kind of guy who doesnât read tutorials or anything?â
âYou have mastered the code of chivalry. Take your complimentary fedora.â
âA dump smells better than I do.â
âCan we form a new band where we just do, like, pop-punkâŚbut we only dress up as the King of the Cosmos from Katamari?â
â"I would never joke about not being your friend.â
âDo you gain pleasure from the suffering of others?â
âWe always finish games, except when we donât.â
ââŚIâm just going to say lots of 1994 shit.â
















