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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

introverts be like "i know a good spot" and then go home

I can’t do nonchalant; I’d shoot myself in the head to please her.

Desperately need to fuck around (date with a conservative thinking I can fix him) and find out (spend the rest of my life being fixed by him)

“Am I the only one who—” yes. You’re all alone. And nobody shares your experiences or loves you. And you’re floating on a raft in a dark ocean and there’s sharks and squids trying to get you and lightning is crashing and the water is choppy and black

sexting in public will always be the best thing ever. yes i'm gonna tell you in details how i want you to cum inside of me while i'm at a dinner party. and yes that will get me soaking wet and nobody except you will know.

Being called a whore is SUCH a compliment! What do you mean you think I'm good enough porn that I could be paid for it?? That's soooo nice!! Obviously anyone who calls you a whore for just doing what a slut does naturally sooo deserves a free treat for the compliment!! Like every time they call you that! The math probably checks out??

im not casual i will carve your name into my skin