Idiots of New York

         "I'm still pretty sure he is a fairy. I mean, he hides in the forest, shines in the sun and talks about love. Like, seriously, if someone get him pair of wings, he becomes Tinker Bell's BFF and start to fly around that town in a small pink dress."

         "But I would be, like, bad sort of vampire that doesn't give a single fuck about humans. Not like Edward Cullen. More like a hardcore vampire."

"We are so not getting a divorce. We’re gonna move into the Shire and have a child who will grow up to be the captain of the starship USS Enterprise. Okay?”

         "Okay, but until he is at least ten, James has to stay away from every replica of The Lord Of The Rings, Star Wars and Star Trek that I have. Because if he breaks it I may actually kill him. And he must read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It's very important."

"Please excuse me whilst I cry, have a breakdown then steal all your stuff."

         "Hey! No! Don't steal my things! We are going to get married, remember? You can use it while we are married. After the divorce it will be just mine again, but while we are married mi cosas es su cosas or— You know, whatever. I don't know how speak Spanish."

"Wait    you have a ruling ring?”

         "Yep. An awesome and super duper perfect replica of it. I also have a replica of Gandalf the Grey's staff of power."

"As long as the wedding ring is the Ruling Ring, I’m totally down."

         "Well, I can give you a golden ring. You know, like, nice and shinny. But I'm not giving you my Ruling Ring. It was way too hard to find one with the right transcription and size."

"Star Wars and Star Trek for sure!" 

         "But The Desolation of Smaug teaser that I keep re-watching and it seems too freaking awesome. —Except for the special effects that look like The Matrix's special effects and make me want to kill myself, but— Yeah. I need more of that in my life, I just—"

Should that even be a question? The Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit!

         "But what about Kirk and Darth Vader? They are important, they are awesome. I need to re-watch their movies like I need air."

"Easy, go for Star Wars and then The Lord Of The Rings. Then Star Trek and The Hobbit. That way you’ve spaced out all of your decisioning and you have breaks from certain genres; and you’ve watched them all."

         "Oh my God— ...You are perfect and you must marry me. —In seven years or more, but, well— Yeah. Marry me?"

            "I know. And I love it. It's awesome. But I can't just ignore the fact that it basically has the quality of The Matrix's special effects."

"There is nothing wrong with looking ‘gay’ . I don’t even understand how I could look gay. Gay is something you are, not what you look like. Maybe I don’t want to look normal. I like my flower crown very much."

            "Yeah, true. Gay is something you are. But flower is a girl's thing. When you have flowers in your hair, you look gay. Pink is a girl's color. When you wear pink you look gay. Nice. You like flower crown. Good. But you'll look gay wearing them." 

            "It's nice, but most of the special effects really suck. I just hope the movie is not like that, because I was hoping this one could be better than the first."

"……………….."

            "Just take it off your hair and you'll look normal again."

            "Wow. In love is a bit too much, don't you think? I would say I like them as much as I like the teaser of The Desolation of Smaug..."