Quote Me On That

Paul Wesley: yay

Ian Somerhalder: we have a song about friendship 

Paul Wesley: we do?

Ian Somerhalder: friendship. It’s the best ship. It’s a scooter that you ride with a chum. Alright friendship test. I’m gonna write down my answer. And you have to guess my response. 

Paul Wesley: ok

Ian Somerhalder: guess wrong and eat a death wing. 

Paul Wesley: okay.

Ian Somerhalder: what is my love language?

Paul Wesley: ooh. Wait can you remind me? The different love languages. 

Ian Somerhalder: is slapping one? 

Paul Wesley: that’s our form.

Chandler: was that place…the sun?

Freya: Is this absolutely necessary?

Rebekah: That depends. Do you want us at our full strength, or do you plan on rescuing Nik on your own?

Freya: Well, death rattles are distracting, and I'm trying to break a cloaking spell.

Elijah: Kol, would you please?! Thank you. You were saying?

Hayley: Not for a very, very long time. So you better have good stories, okay? Make art, use your voice, have adventures, and have at least one totally epic love. And be every bit of yourself, because the very best of me is in you. 

Elena: the original family 

Rebekah: Oh Kol, you know I can’t be compelled.

Mal: Boyfriends are overrated. 

Evie: And how would you know, Mal? You’ve never had one.

Belle: It's Mal!

Audrey: There's your precious queen, she can't even protect us!

Fairy Godmother: Okay, we're panicking, bippity-boppity run!

Camila Mendes: No. Nothing shocks me. I’d give it another season. 

Derek: Yeah. 

Meredith: you’re making up a bed for her? 

Derek: Yeah. 

Freddie: I thought I heard you guys out here. 

Carly: Freddie? Is that you in there?

Freddie: Yeah it’s me.

Sam: Oh my gosh, the bear ate Freddie. Bad Bear! 

Freddie: NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!

Sam: You’re not the boss of me. 

Lili Reinhart: No!

Camila Mendes: How do you know that? 

Lili Reinhart: She probably is, only when Roberto wants her to be.

Mal: Ew! Stop! I’m plotting.

Evie: Well, it’s not very attractive.

Stephanie: Pierce? She wasn't even here.

Jo: No, there was another one, Lexie.

Stephanie: Was?

Jo: She died out there in the woods.