Quote Me On That

Stephanie: Oh, I thought I was supposed to tell Dr. Karev. I should’ve told you, too. Uh, Brian Danziger’s labs are back- 

Meredith: get away from me.

Cristina: Oh, not fair, you are the scariest one. That was always supposed to be me. 

Meredith: you shouldn’t have left. 

Cristina: I’ll establish dominance. Maybe I’ll use one of the classics. 

Meredith: How was Owen? 

Cristina: you mean Chief Hunt? The husband formerly known as Owen is now just my employer. He gave me the orientation packet. 

Rebekah: Rebekah. Pleasure I’m sure. 

Alex: Nope. No roommates. We’re not in college. We’re real people now. 

Cristina: Wait. You’re selling him your house? 

Meredith: I might not. He wants me to rip out the floors. 

Jackson: I’ll take the floors as is. 

April: Jackson. 

Alex: why don’t you shack up with Kepner? You guys are always boinking anyway. 

April: where is he going? 

Cristina: away from you, it seems. 

April: Cristina, glad you’re back. 

Cristina: you still doing it with Avery? 

April: Does everybody know this now? 

Cristina: god and everybody. 

April: four whole seconds I was glad you were back. 

Ian Somerhalder: oh wow.

Nina Dobrev: beauty and the beast. I would wanna be beauty. 

Ian Somerhalder: I could be the beast. 

Nina Dobrev: no you’d be Gaston. Gaston. You’re too pretty to be a beast. He’s too pretty. 

Paul Wesley: yay

Ian Somerhalder: we have a song about friendship 

Paul Wesley: we do?

Ian Somerhalder: friendship. It’s the best ship. It’s a scooter that you ride with a chum. Alright friendship test. I’m gonna write down my answer. And you have to guess my response. 

Paul Wesley: ok

Ian Somerhalder: guess wrong and eat a death wing. 

Paul Wesley: okay.

Ian Somerhalder: what is my love language?

Paul Wesley: ooh. Wait can you remind me? The different love languages. 

Ian Somerhalder: is slapping one? 

Paul Wesley: that’s our form.

Chandler: was that place…the sun?

Freya: Is this absolutely necessary?

Rebekah: That depends. Do you want us at our full strength, or do you plan on rescuing Nik on your own?

Freya: Well, death rattles are distracting, and I'm trying to break a cloaking spell.

Elijah: Kol, would you please?! Thank you. You were saying?

Hayley: Not for a very, very long time. So you better have good stories, okay? Make art, use your voice, have adventures, and have at least one totally epic love. And be every bit of yourself, because the very best of me is in you. 

Elena: the original family 

Rebekah: Oh Kol, you know I can’t be compelled.

Mal: Boyfriends are overrated. 

Evie: And how would you know, Mal? You’ve never had one.

Belle: It's Mal!

Audrey: There's your precious queen, she can't even protect us!

Fairy Godmother: Okay, we're panicking, bippity-boppity run!

Camila Mendes: No. Nothing shocks me. I’d give it another season. 

Derek: Yeah. 

Meredith: you’re making up a bed for her? 

Derek: Yeah.