Thin Kids Get a Skinny Neck Hex. Heads Hang Heavy.

Mailmen should get rewarded for all their hard work. They should get sent free mail

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!

And I lost my job, my boss said “kid, you better learn to travel light”

Didn't like it

that's a cat ✅️

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

Monday

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat