Jyushimatsu, how's your goldfish doing? It's still alive, isn't it?
"Mmhm! I'm a good papa! We go on walks together and go swimming, and I even taught him how to hit home runs!"
"More like a single papa. Damn Shittymatsu and Choromatsu got tired of the damn thing within a day and became deadbeats." He lowered his voice so Jyushimatsu wouldn't overhear. "He means well, but I've had to replace that damn fish five times already..."















